porcupine cookie

the act of inserting a metal rod into your urethra and then inserting it during sex. the result will mimic what would happen if you fucked a porcupine.

She had to get surgery after the porcupine cookie we tried last night!

by cookieeater420 June 08, 2021

The Porcupine

When you get splinters in your penis from a glory whole

I accidentally got the porcupine in the truck stop bathroom.

by SVJ boiii January 28, 2022

Portuguese Porcupine

The act of smearing fresh feces on a partner's back, followed by performing acupuncture. The needles, combined with the smeared feces, leave the recipient resembling a porcupine.

The term supposedly originates from the large Chinese community in Portugal, blending cultural elements of traditional Chinese acupuncture with a strange and questionable twist.

After trying the Portuguese Porcupine, Taylor said it was the most invigorating experience of her life—who knew ancient traditions could feel so cutting-edge?

by CP2_King19 January 16, 2025

Shitting a porcupine

This means having a painfully difficult and laborious day that feels stressful, tedious or like it will never end.

First used during Google hangout banter on August 16, 2020

Today is like shitting a porcupine (meaning it's tediously slow, challenging, painful, laborious or difficult)

I'm shitting a porcupine (meaning having really tough day getting through everything)

Question: How's it going?; Answer: Shitting a porcupine mate

by DJ Furballz August 24, 2020

Ubiquitous Porcupine

A person who is always around, usually with spiky hair-hence the porcupine. Every corner, every hallway. There is no escaping the uncomfortable eye contact and awkward conversation intrusions. Wherever you go, there will always be a ubiquitous porcupine that you will never escape from.

They tiptoed the hallways in fear of a run-in with the ubiquitous porcupine.

by Ayes for Days May 27, 2016

Porcupine pussy

If the amount of dicks a girl has had inside were to stick out of her pussy to form a porcupine

Boy 1: Petra is such a blessing.

Boy 2: Hell no, she has a porcupine pussy bro. Every guy in a 100 mile radius has slept with her.

by stonerbobalice March 28, 2016

porcupine girl

A woman who has as many weiners sticking out of her as shes had stuck in her.

Hey is that a porcupine girl?

Yea cant you see all the dicks sticking out of her?

by nick469 December 05, 2013