Boy 1: Petra is such a blessing.
Boy 2: Hell no, she has a porcupine pussy bro. Every guy in a 100 mile radius has slept with her.
Boy 2: Hell no, she has a porcupine pussy bro. Every guy in a 100 mile radius has slept with her.
by stonerbobalice July 6, 2016

This means having a painfully difficult and laborious day that feels stressful, tedious or like it will never end.
First used during Google hangout banter on August 16, 2020
First used during Google hangout banter on August 16, 2020
Today is like shitting a porcupine (meaning it's tediously slow, challenging, painful, laborious or difficult)
I'm shitting a porcupine (meaning having really tough day getting through everything)
Question: How's it going?; Answer: Shitting a porcupine mate
I'm shitting a porcupine (meaning having really tough day getting through everything)
Question: How's it going?; Answer: Shitting a porcupine mate
by DJ Furballz August 24, 2020

The act of sticking a needle down your urethra then after foreplay shoot it out into your partners cervix, also useful for an alternative abortion, very kinky.
by DaBabyDick February 27, 2020

by Yer mommer n' 'em July 17, 2025

A hot girl who gets upset very easily therefore making it difficult to get along and express your love for each other.
After my girl and I started living together, we started arguing all the time and then I realized I had fallen in love with a porcupine
by chachi taco time March 26, 2023

by Redneckology May 9, 2021

When you're trying to do too much and everything gets chaotic causing a nervous breakdown or anxiety attack or even an accident.
Mom had to cancel the party because she slipped and broke her leg trying to do too much. She says mom-life can be like juggling porcupines sometimes.
by Kuznit July 30, 2024
