popsiclatio

To unconsciously or intentionally suck on and/or deep-throat a popsicle passionately savoring its cooling and flavor intensity.

I almost fainted when she began performing popsiclatio right there in the food court.

by Captain Drag-Ass May 4, 2009

Adult Popsickle

1) A standard popsickle dipped into a glass of hard liquor.

2) Cock.

1) You can't handle this adult popsickle!

2) You can't handle this adult popsickle!

by The Popsickle Man June 16, 2009

Tampon Popsicle

A blood soaked cotton wad from the menstruating vagina that is served as a frozen treat and consumed on hot summer days.

Hey timmy, it's 85 degrees out here, tell your sister to make me a tampon popsicle.

by MASHISHI April 28, 2009

Chocolate Covered Vanilla Popsicle

A sexual act whereby a man, upon engaging a woman in a "Cleveland Steamer" and a "Mississippi Mudslide", proceeds to ejaculate in the woman's mouth, using the remaining fecal matter from the aformentioned acts as lubrication.

(Note: A Chocolate Covered Vanilla Popsicle may be thought of as the third act in a complete scat play experience-- It is necessarily preceded by a "Cleveland Steamer" and a "Mississippi Mudslide".)

"I gave this broad a Chocolate Covered Vanilla Popsicle last night, and believe it or not, the shit-eating bitch even swallowed!"

Ben refused to kiss his girlfriend after she enthusiastically accepted his Chocolate Covered Vanilla Popsicle.

by TRICKSFORTRIX April 11, 2008

melting popsicles

1. Katy Perry's euphemism for causing an erection (as seen in her music video for "California Girls"). 2. an ice cold sweet treat (a.k.a. a popsicle) liquefying due to some source of intense heat (such as the sun or Californian sun-kissed skin). 3. possessing skin so perfectly tanned and unblemished that it is equivalent to flirting shamelessly without even speaking a word.

1. "Damn. She just melted my popsicle."

2. "I'm in the mood for a popsicle but it's so hot out I don't want to deal with the mess if it melts..."

3. "You're skin's great! Just go to the beach for a few days, and you'll be melting popsicles in no time."

4. "Watch out! California girls have sun-kissed skin so hot they'll melt your popsicle!!!"

by Kate from California ;) August 2, 2010

Douche Popsicle

A person having at least one, but most often several qualites of a douche bag that makes them appear frozen in perpetual douchitude.

Your friend that goes out with a fake tan, frosted tips, gold chain and wife-beater is never going to get laid because he's a fucking douche popsicle.

by Lego Kabul July 12, 2010

nigger popsicles

when it is too cold to steal

Man, its fucking nigger popsicles outside.

by Micr0nutz January 15, 2007