by FRY March 24, 2005

by aismyname August 6, 2014

My buddy claims to have bagged that sweet, young thing that's sitting over there at the bar. And what's more? He said that she told him afterward that he was her first! Look at her! She's gorgeous! How he did it, I don't know...but if that doesn't make him the peewee poptart of the century, than I don't know what else would!
by NeeNeeCC March 29, 2011

laura... the shooort onnnnnne
by darknesscalledlove April 2, 2004

Take a shit on your partners chest, skeet on that shit, and insert the skeet-shit combo into you their asshole as a means of heating.( Toaster fashion)
by King Stinky February 10, 2007

by Suck-o-Mimus October 18, 2010

The poptart theorem states that by changing one character in a word (of the English language), it can dramatically alter the word, or even cause the opposite.
"Oh, so that Valeria girl...pretty extrordinary, right?"
"You mean extra ordinary! Burn!"
"Dude, nice poptart theorem!"
"You mean extra ordinary! Burn!"
"Dude, nice poptart theorem!"
by somegirlwhodiscoveredthept March 27, 2013
