Poot

1.) A nonsensical place holder, commonly used in math.

2.) Often used to describe when a situation doesn't work, or if something means nothing.

3.) Also, it can be used as an expletive.

1.) Is it a Z-score, T-score, or poot?

2.) It means poot.

3.) POOOOT!

by Autumn Ai April 28, 2009

Poot

To poop and toot at the same time. Same as shart only for little ears.

-Daddy I tooted and have poop in my butt.

-Son, thats called a poot.

by jt1jacobs September 5, 2010

poot

The act of taking a photo of ones self in the bathroom mirror while making a pouty face.

Did you see that lame profile pic of Yasmine pooting? What's up with that?

by alltheoldlionsza June 30, 2011

poot

An exclamation - to describe something that sucks, stinks, bites, blows, or otherwise exhibits gross inferiority; or, the negative reaction to an unwelcome situation. This is the proper, accepted British usage.

"That poots!"

by Robberbaron Snotbuckets January 18, 2009

Poot

A ho or slut, someone who gets around.

That denise girl ia a poot.

by Favilicious April 4, 2003

poot

to go poop...need we say more??!!

i pooted...

by jrs1234 November 29, 2010

Poot

A nice way of saying shart or "I sharted", a.k.a. a cross between farting and taking a load

Its a cross between "poop" and "toot"

I pooted

Sharted is innapropriate, but you may say Pooted

by pootyfart April 30, 2008