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Poop Sock Gambit

Where you use the magical squares of chess such as h9 or e0 to your advantage in a game of chess.
Arjun: CHECKMATE

Logan: Wrong, I have the Poop Sock Gambit

(moves king to g8)
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poop sock

a sock filled with the shit you kept in it for 20 years while you play league of legends.
conner david lee ellis who lives in Hall, Indiana with his mom Amber Ellis, no father figure no weapons for defense and no protective dog, gone on weekends for camping and other things, vulnerable home with many valuables, door is usually unlocked. Key under rock at the front door, he owns a poop sock tho.
by poopshittnigga June 8, 2022
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Pooplocks

A pooplock is like a dreadlock but it is not on your head. A pooplock is made when hairs from your butthole get stuck together due to having dried poop.
Oh no! I ran out of toilet paper and now my pooplocks are itching.
by Joseph the savage June 8, 2022
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Poosocket

When you stick a condom in your butthole and poo in it.
Did you see that poosocket that girl left in the trash? It was so full!
by cavalier54 June 15, 2022
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poopsucker69

a retarded word avlean likes and keeps using
yes i am a poopsucker69
by my.pseudonym.is.kewl June 27, 2022
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Poop sock

A sock used to defecate into, typically shared amongst siblings during playtime to avoid leaving to use the bathroom. A big mistake that's made is the when children grow up, they don't grow out of the poop sock phase. Either that or the middle child will take the poop sock and smack it against the wall spreading the poop all over the wall.
The youngest: Who has the poop sock? I need to go really badly.
The oldest: I think your big brother took it.
The middle: Guys, emergency! Mom found the poop sock!
by Your brother in Christ April 7, 2023
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Poopcock

What you use when you are in physics class and you need to remember the E=pc formula
-What was that one formula again?

-Oh you mean "Emil likes poopcock"?
by Trymbert February 8, 2024
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