pennsylvania plower

When a guy is banging a girl in the vagina from behind , he also has a strap-on strapped around his waist fucking her in the ass.

She wasn't getting enough pleasure from just me fucking her , so I gave her the pennsylvania plower.

by Warren Allgood June 19, 2010

poverty

Something what doesn't exist in communism.

Thanks to capitalism, billions around the world are in poverty.

by 32121 January 27, 2016

poverish

poverty stricken, but no so harsh

Can't I just win the lottery or must I remain poverish my entire life?

Goto school and learn real words or you may become poverish and never get a job.

by w0otlarf March 31, 2006

fucking the proverbial dog

doing nothing to a great extent

Jeff: What are you doing there?
Dave: Fucking the proverbial dog. ie. fucking the well known dog. ie. legally useless

by Jeff April 9, 2003

provert

Professional pervert

Background: believed to be from East Texas

Carrie, stop talking about my mom...you're such a provert!

by G$ March 7, 2005

Hanukkah Poverty Selfgift

When a poor Jewish family celebrates Hanukkah yet does not have any money to provide gifts for each other. In this instance a selfgift is proclaimed, allowing another member of their immediate family to have consensual heterosexual sexual intercourse with them, thus satisfying the gift requirement. Sometimes father and daughter or brother and sister selfgifts will be given in this instance as long as both gifters are at least adolescent age. In the case that there are pre-adolescents in the family, the father and mother have sexual intercourse in front of their children, thus gifting to them to a show of lovemaking.

My mom and dad lost their jobs due to downsizing and the economy is terrible. This Hanukkah we did not have any money to buy gifts for each other. My sister offered a Hanukkah Poverty Selfgift. It wasn't right but she offered so I screwed her brains out. My parents were understanding of the situation since she didn't have a gift. I will never tell the guys in school about it though.

by The Jax August 5, 2009

Proverbs 34

a person who attempts to seduce a young Christian virgin with made-up Bible verses.

Proverbs 34 doesn\'t know what the hell he\'s talking about; so, don\'t have sex with that douchebag.

by Will Barnes April 26, 2005