Parry the platypus

A platypus that stops dr doofenshmerts and his evil robot people

I hate you parry the platypus

by Dr doofenshmerts August 12, 2019

Platypus

A monotreme found that's found in eastern Australia and Tasmania. When the skin of a young platypus was sent to Britain for examination in 1798, scientists thought it was a fake. The zoologist George Shaw (1751-1813), who worked at the British museum, even checked it for stitches, believing that it had been sewn together from parts of other animals (you can still see the scissor marks that he made on the pelt today). However, these creatures have been proven to be real. With a beaver-like tail, duckbill, flippers, and spiky fur, these must surely win the award for being one of Australia's strangest creatures.

The platypus is one of the world's few poisonous mammals. When trouble strikes, it squirts venom out through a hollow spur on its ankle (only males carry poison and they're more likely to use it on other males during the breeding season than on people).

by Nordicdragon June 27, 2018

Platypus

A word designed to end a conversation when the conversation has reached an impasse—When you are arguing with a friend or acquaintance and the conversation is going nowhere, and neither side is actually listening to the other side, or is, but simply cannot or will agree whatsoever, and the ongoing argument is angering and emotionally damaging one or both parties. At this point platypus is invoked by one or both parties as a peaceful means of ending the topic.

‘Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus.’ ‘No! Women are from Mars, and Men are from Venus.’ ‘Platypus.’

by kriegerenpaz May 29, 2018

Platypus’s

A fat Fuck that rolls in sand all day and doesn’t pay taxes lil bitch

Mark: you are like a platypus’s

Jim: oy mate don’t say that u lil sand mug

by Spitslayer June 18, 2020

perry the platypus day part 2

If somesaid to search this then they like you but are too shy to say to your face

"Omg,mark told me to search perry the platypus day part 2 ooh he soo likes me Jessica"
"Ooh lucky say yes say yes!"

by Not_drunk74 January 16, 2021

platypus

a mammal that lays eggs

i saw a platypus in the river

by luvbugnbella March 2, 2015

Platypus

In Australia, the platypus is at risk of extinction, not actually extinct, but a Protected Species and can't be touched. Some people in the Australian workforce fuck-up lots of times and management always turns a "blind-eye"! We refer to those incompetent people as a Platypus! They are a Protected Species!

Worker A; "I see xxxx has just come out of a meeting after his/her sixth incident in three months and still employed!
Worker B; "Platypus!"

by JezzaBullfrog February 16, 2020