Placebo placenta

When a girl has an abortion, but they leave in the placenta, so anytime she pees she thinks the placenta comes out, even though it actually doesn't

She had a placebo placenta after her third abortion of Josh w's baby

by J768977i9 May 24, 2016

parentals

A word incorrectly used among teenagers. It is not a noun and is not a replacement for the word parents. It is an adjective that relates to parents or characteristics of parents; "parental supervision."

(Incorrect context) "So are your parentals letting you out this weekend?"

(Correct context)"I can only go to the party if I have parental supervision"

by alphabetbook December 28, 2005

parental guidance

The act of two lovers having sex on their parent's bed.

"we safe sex under parental guidance"

by Maithrui October 6, 2004

placenta

The lumpy, blood-soaked terror that comes out after the baby and will visit you in your nightmares for years to come.

Holy shit it's a placenta!

by Morte42 September 26, 2008

placentabation

when a woman gives birth over a mans face and he then jizzes over the placenta and eats it (eating the baby is optional :D )

Pete & Matt: Hey joey! We heard daniella gave birth last week?Joey: Yeah she did! I even performed placentabation! Don't worry i didn't eat the kid :DPete & Matt: DUDE! you've fucked this kid up =/(joking joey! love ya really dude xD

by wookienipples April 4, 2009

Parentaganda

Sensationalist coverage of "trends" happening among teenagers to scare the shit out of their parents. Although occurences of these "trends" are totally infrequent and not really an actual thing in the adolescent community, parentaganda usually results in higher ratings for these slow-news-day reporters and annoying, awkwardly posed questions from concerned parents to their kids.

Mom: "Sweetheart...are you and your boyfriend/girlfriend sexting?"
You: "No mom, thats just a bunch of parentaganda."

Parents: "Son, we need to talk to you about the dangers of choking yourself while masturbating."
You: "OH GOD, NO! WHY, PARENTAGANDA, WHY?!?"

by Hellomissbone August 7, 2011

Placenta Eater

A bad term for an Asian, becasue it is said that they eat placenta.

"HAY LOOK AT THAT PLACENTA EATER!"

by blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake August 5, 2008