Generally - the natural occurrence of facial hair, also known as a beard, which tends to grow on a man's face, if he chooses not to shave for an extended period of time.
Specifically - Jake Gyllenhaal's beard.
Etymology:
The term face pet was first coined by "lemniscate", on September 29th 2010, when posting on the popular Jake Gyllenhaal fan blog called Wet Dark And Wild.
The word combination face pet was engendered in reference to:
1) the tendency men have to subconsciously stroke and touch their face and/or facial hair; often a form of auto-erotic touching when flirting to indicate they're interested
2) the health benefits discovered by researchers at the University of Warwick with regards to stroking or playing with one's pet
Specifically - Jake Gyllenhaal's beard.
Etymology:
The term face pet was first coined by "lemniscate", on September 29th 2010, when posting on the popular Jake Gyllenhaal fan blog called Wet Dark And Wild.
The word combination face pet was engendered in reference to:
1) the tendency men have to subconsciously stroke and touch their face and/or facial hair; often a form of auto-erotic touching when flirting to indicate they're interested
2) the health benefits discovered by researchers at the University of Warwick with regards to stroking or playing with one's pet
by Razzmatazz101 March 1, 2012
Get the face petmug. Slang for an abnormally long penis, usually over 8 inches in its flaccid state, over 12 inches in its erect state.
by Prazzo July 16, 2009
Get the Pet Iguanamug. by Ked_moment January 26, 2021
Get the forum petsmug. a parents pet is a boy/girl that does everything the parents want and will do anything for them to like her/him, the parents pet will cry when an older sibling even just touches them so they can be the parents favorite.
Boy/Girl : ow! *crying*
older sibling : I barely even touched her.
Mom/Dad : Yeah right, don't hit your sister/brother again. * carries him/her out*
Boy/Girl : ow! *crying*
older sibling : I barely even touched her.
Mom/Dad : Yeah right, don't hit your sister/brother again. * carries him/her out*
a parents pet is a boy/girl that does everything the parents want and will do anything for them to like her/him, the parents pet will cry when an older sibling even just touches them so they can be the parents favorite
Boy/Girl : ow! *crying*
older sibling : I barely even touched her.
Mom/Dad : Yeah right, don't hit your sister/brother again. * carries him/her out*
Boy/Girl : ow! *crying*
older sibling : I barely even touched her.
Mom/Dad : Yeah right, don't hit your sister/brother again. * carries him/her out*
by mynameiskipper November 26, 2016
Get the parents petmug. This bitchy person who has like a 102 average and is like the second teacher. They have like a trillion books in their bag and some textbooks in their hands. They never have poland spring bottles but those expensive bottles with some dumb designs. They also never eat the school lunch but they bring a whole homemade meal with them. Never try cheating from them because 1) they wont let you and 2) they got big mouths they'll rat you out. BEWARE
Yo i asked the Teachers pet for yesterdays hw and he told the teacher i was tryin to copy
The fuck yo we on this nigga
The fuck yo we on this nigga
by Alp50 April 15, 2019
Get the Teachers Petmug. An alternative to the smiley face emoticon commonly used to puncuate a sentence that may be read with too serious of a tone.
The phrase, Pets allowed, can be a helpful addition to any sentence or paragraph that may have a serious tone that you want to lighten up.
The phrase, Pets allowed, can be a helpful addition to any sentence or paragraph that may have a serious tone that you want to lighten up.
by slurber November 24, 2009
Get the Pets allowedmug. The act of petting a friend, loved one or random stranger on the shoulder region repeatedly with an unnecessary amount of force.
Ralph won the tennis tournament so I gave him a super hard pet as a congratulatory measure, promptly causing his fist to make contact with my face.
by Fatty Bunter September 3, 2010
Get the Hard Petmug.