Perm

The equivalent of wearing a sign on your head saying "Rapist woman beater"

Dude wtf Jake got a Perm what a faggot.

by FunnyNotRacist July 24, 2020

perming time

Time spent with one another while finger twisting each other’s hair so intensely that permanent curls are made. Even jerry himself would be jealous.

The two handed twirlers placed perming time in a whole new perspective

by ScruffMcGruffs November 15, 2021

Perm Donor

A dead OAP (Old Age Pentioner)

Steve isn't too happy at the moment, his nan became a 'Perm Donor' last week.

by Simon Foster February 11, 2008

Bum perm

The act of twirling your long bum hairs around your fingers thus creating a Permed set of buttocks.

A-Yo that guy's so cool, I wonder if he perms his bum hair?
H-yeah I've got a bum perm and what am outcheaaaaa. Wagwarn zuzzeh
A-woah
Z-.......

by ChayzOnToast August 16, 2017

perm three

male homosexual partners have the chance of a permutation of three. viz.
1. partner A. foreskin partner B. no foreskin
2. partner A. foreskin partner B. foreskin
3. partner A no foreskin partner B. no foreskin

steven minced in "hi duckies, alec's got a new partner""perm three?" questioned kevin "not likely" retorted steven "he's gone and got himself a bloody gnome"

by theWestHamfan December 10, 2003

Perm Brian

Will goof, boof, and speak the truf. Perm Brian comes out when the party needs some energy and will call you out if you ain’t ratchet enough. Warning: may cause loss of sleep

Oh shit, Perm Brian coming out to play. Get them pinkies ready

by Labius Maximus November 23, 2021

perm-ission

Consent that must be obtained from your parent/guardian --- or da person who would be footin' da bill at da salon, if you aren't able to pay for said makeover yerself --- before getting your hair done.

I'd saved enough of my allowance to pay for a makeover, but I figured I'd still better get perm-ission from my parents before heading down to Granny Annie's Clip 'n' Curl, just so that there wouldn't be any horrified "What happened to your hair?!??" wails when I got home again.

by QuacksO October 26, 2018