pendulum case

This is some life saving information that I am about to share with you! When you wake up the morning after a huge night out on the town and you can feel a turtlehead poking out of your rectum remember to use the pendulum case while taking the grog bog. Grab your balls and hold them up so they don't get a shit shower when your ass erupts like a volcano!

Hey son I got a crap in my ass the size of a donkey!
Well remember to use the pendulum case cos I forgot and i got shit all over my hairy ballsack, where's some fucking shampoo?

by captain keys November 16, 2006

peedultery

Thinking sexy thoughts about your extra-marital partner while urinating. Most applicable to men, who will be touching their genitalia at the time.

Dan habitually commits peedultery with Jasmin because he drinks so much soda.

by A. Dick Gozinya May 30, 2011

Carolina pendulum

The act of having sexual intercourse with two women at the same time. In order to facilitate this a man wears a strap on backwards while positioning one of the women in front of him and one behind him. He then proceeds to move back and forth, similar to the motion of a pendulum.

Wow those twins have been hanging out in your room a lot lately whats the deal? What can I say, they can't get enough of the Carolina Pendulum.

by Theduster January 31, 2008

Pendu fan boy

A person who loses at any and everything and always has a lame excuse not supported by any facts whatsoever. Pendu fan boys usually make wild unsubstantiated allegations that are at best embarrassing to someone with a single brain cell.
Also someone who support a washed out GOAT pretender who plays in a far away unknown league.

Friend : Why did Pendu (also Penaldo) ghost the World Cup?
Pendu fan boy : The World Cup was rigged….bbrrrr…bbrrr. The media does not like Pendu. Ha ha ha.

by Cash 247 January 27, 2023

Pendulum Position

When the female puts her legs behind her head and the male puts his scrotum in her anus using a rocking motion. Usually performed in a son's bed.

Now that our son is away at college, we can try the pendulum position in his bed!!

by Jimmy Johnson Balls August 6, 2008

Perbulous

Ridiculously Perverse. Strange, yet Sexy. Disgusting, yet Divine.

Dude 1: Yo Du'e! That shizz is straight Perbulous!

Dude 2: I know, right? It made me jizz in my pants and throw up! I feel a little bit ashamed, but also respectful of it's power over me.

Dude 3: What the...?! It made me kiss a Giraffe and then I kicked that old man in the nuts?!? What the hell?!?

Dude 1: I think I just conjured a squirrel!?! I'm not proud, but I'm also very aroused. Truly Perbulous. It hurts so good.

by Lord Byron Salisbury III December 8, 2010

Percussion Therapy

Time spent unwinding or otherwise blowing off stress and steam at a shooting range.

What a horrible day; good thing I already had a percussion therapy session planned for this evening.

by SgtBoom March 3, 2011