pee on a stick

Or POAS refers to the act of taking a pregnancy test or ovulation predictor test. It could also be used in other 'urine testing' contexts too.

I couldn't wait to pee on a stick so I picked up a couple HPTs and took one in the mall restroom.

by Offpill March 11, 2008

over the pant peen touch

To reach for male genitalia during deep make out sessions. Preformed mostly by horny sexless waitresses.

Ms. Sextoast fully did an Over the pant peen touch last night while we watched Free Willy in her basement. I almost skeeted all over her tent card yo.

by Phillissss July 19, 2007

peen wrink

An insult or a greeting amongst friends. Stands for penis wrinkle or a fold of skin on the penis.

D-Howe: hey peen wrink
B: wtf
P: you neard!

by Young Reezie January 29, 2008

peen peen

A cock and or dong that is very fun to play with. it is also a word that means "wang, shlong, stick, and of course PENIS!"

wang, shlong, penis, stick, dong, peen peen

by billybob54 November 23, 2010

pee on

a person of low importance

someone to continueosly make fun of

someone who does eveything for everyone else

shelby was the pee on for her many friends

by john albert franklin October 20, 2008

Peen builder

A guy who becomes obssessed with body building as a way of distracting himself from his lack there of below the belt.

My buddy Jason is a Peen builder, he goes to the gym like every day. I think he has confidence issues with his manhood.

by Omegastrike September 15, 2010

peen queen

a female who holds a strong desire to wrangle the peens of many men, often at the same time.

Friend One: I think I'm gonna ask out sadira today
Friend Two: no way, that wench is a total peen queen
Friend One: (shudders) what a dank wang-grabbing hoebag

by mahlermahler July 15, 2014