split pea

synonym to male camel toe or frog eyes. A man wearing pants so tight the bag be split in two.

Randy's pants are so tight, he's got split pea.

by habs10 February 12, 2010

Pea-cock

A person with an abnormaly small Penis

Person 1: So i got brad to sleep with me and then when i got his pants down he was a total Pea-cock!

by PurpleCatDisorder April 12, 2010

Pea Head

A person with a horrendously small head, some would say similar to a pea, hence the term pea head.

My ideal man has a Pea Head and a Pencil dick, calls his arms his "guns" and has a jam eating mouth.

by Joanna Humpalot September 21, 2005

Pea Soup

Interchangeable with yummy Marijuana- also known as chrissy, pot, weed, or God's gift to the world.

I am so full right now- I just ate a whole bowl of pea soup!

by Woseph Bady February 8, 2009

peas and rice

Used as a clean version of the swear Jesus Christ.

From the Hot Fuzz DVD, in the clean airline version.

Peas and Rice, what was that? - Clean
Jesus Christ, what was that? - Dirty

by Dead-Eric August 31, 2007

pea soup

Phrase to describe the smell of a guy called Senior Cardgage, who was extremely sketchy and gave Strong Sad nightmares.

Hey Pom-Pom, this guy smells like pea soup!

by Peter April 27, 2004

pea soup

A lumpy wet form of Booty Vomit that usually has the consistency of pea soup. Food that comes out looking the same as it did going in.

Boss: Where do you keep disappearing to?
Employee: Sorry, sir. I had Taco John's for lunch & have had a bad case of pea soup ever since.

by MooKaluka November 30, 2018