This guy has the biggest and meanest schlong you'll ever see. That dong might as well be alien cause there is no way that an average of 2 foot 5 inches is natural (may be exaggerated). This guy gets every woman he wants and boy is he thirsty. He's a sex machine, to put it simply, and a brilliant one at that.
"The guy I fucked last night was a Paul. I mean, I never got his name but he was at least like 15 inches."
by CockSucker9002 December 03, 2018
A Latvian boy who lives in a flat most likely has a rainbow tent in his room and part of the LGBTQ community. His favourite song is lucid dreams and is so depressed about his creative map in fortnite
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by Crichtonsaurus November 10, 2018
That guy over there is a total Paul.
by Anonymously Stupid December 30, 2018
Paul likes salt. NaCl. He is the king of salt. Some say he is salt.
Legend has it that he once got ice cream from Marble Slab by himself.
Legend has it that he once got ice cream from Marble Slab by himself.
by Jujununu September 11, 2019
The realest dude you will ever meet. He can usually be seen making everyone feel special in there own way. Paul's are excellent fighters and will totally beat Jonathan in a fight.
by PestControlPaul January 21, 2020