pussy patch

The rear seat on a crotch rocket, generally reserved for the current girlfriend.

You can ride on my pussy patch anytime honey.

by toggles October 17, 2005

beer patch

peeling the sticker off of a bud light beer bottle and putting the sticker on your forehead.

A cop pulls you over. He asks "Have you been drinking tonight?" With sticker on forehead you say "Nope, I'm on the patch!" That is being on the beer patch.

by Dalton18341 December 16, 2007

Devon Patch

A "Devon Patch" is the the area of a males head that bald's first, commonly on the crown of a males head a rounding bald spot resembling the end of a devon/polony roll (Famous Australian Sandwich filling)

"Oi Mate" have a go at Kevins Devon Patch

by Big Rosscow January 25, 2018

pebble patch

the space underneath the shaft of the dick and the ball sack

this bitch slapped her tongue against my pebble patch

by Petey Pebbler May 28, 2010

Rough Patch

When something bad happens for a long to little period of time

This week has been a rough patch

“You know today’s been a rough patch when your behind a big cow trailer and your also trailering cows and a cow in front of you pees out the back. Then you go to turn the whipper fluid on and it’s only comes out the passenger side.”

by cowsss July 9, 2018

lady patch

the one and a half inch area of skin between a female's vagina and asshole.

A guy has a grundle, a woman has a lady patch.

by Paiger G. December 16, 2008

Vagi Patch

A club, party or social gathering where males suddenly find themselves completely outnumbered by hot women. The female equivalent of a Sausage Factory

"Marcus and Paul had plenty of hot chicks to pick from in that bar, they were the only two guys in there. That place was a total Vagi Patch."

by TwoWeeks December 21, 2008