pastey gangster

A drunk night at a party, followed by Jack in the Box or Taco Bell, which causes a pastey crust to form around your butthole which you can't wipe off unless you have baby wipes.

I ate so much crap that I have a pastey gangster.

by BT Cruiser November 20, 2007

Parsley

To 'pull a parsley' or 'do a parsley':

When a man is engaging in cunnilingus with a woman and she defecates, he wipes and then continues. Referring to the manner in which one brushes aside a parsley garnish in order to continue enjoying the flavor of the dish.

Can refer to the man's act of continuing cunnilingus, or the woman's act of defecating mid-cunnilingus.

Dude 1: "Dude, I was going down on this chick last night and I totally pulled a parsley."

Dude 2: "Yo, that's nasty, homes."

Chick 1: "Oh my god, so I went home with that guy from the bar last night, and he went down on me, and I did a parsley! Soooo embarrassed."

Chick 2: "Um, yeah honey, next time try one less jager-bomb."

by Kli Toris July 23, 2010

Peasley

The most amazingly delicious and ambitious soon-to-be-dictator of the Earth, Peasley inhabits a website known as Emoearth and eats, sleeps, and breathes Awesome. Is it a he, a she, or an it? Regardless, his/her/its androgyny attracts droves of the site's 20,000+ members to her/his/its profile, a shrine of utmost royalty and princeliness that puts that faggot Prince of Whales to shame.

Everyone wants to bang Peasley, and not just because he/she/it is obsessed with Taco Bell yet is not the size of a Super Wal Mart.

Peasley, you make me pee myself with laughter. Let's make babies, and then eat them! :D

by Kriakin June 21, 2008

Paisley

See Ian paisley.

Rev. Paisley said "No"

by Adrian December 12, 2003

Paisley shower

When pressed for time, one may find oneself unable to clean ones whole body body before an important social occasion eg. first date, court appearance. A quick wash under the armpits and application of Lynx to teh groin area can be a handy alternative.

After fucking my sister, I found upon myself a quite unwholesome stench; a quick Paisley shower later, and one was resplendent down the town in ones white tracky for the dancing...

by marka March 9, 2005

paisley , scotland

paisley is a cool place and is run by the coolest dude about Grant Edgar

were are we ?

dont know but check that cool dude!

wee must be in paisley , scotland

by coolest guy fae paisley July 31, 2009

Parley

Parley is a ship that consists of Harley Keener and Peter Parker, from the Marvel universe. Peter Parker is Spider-Man, and Harley Keener is the kid that Tony Stark meets in Iron Man Three.

I totally ship parley!

by crowthemarvelshipper January 10, 2020