I beg your pardon!

The British equivalent of: "Excuse me, what the fuck?"

Billy: Buenos Dias Mandy
Mandy: I beg your pardon!

by NotAPokephilliac February 10, 2019

My Gym Partner's A Monkey

Why I stopped watching Cartoon Network.

"My Gym Partner's A Monkey"...who gives a shit?

by Some idiot who thinks you are gay October 7, 2006

patron

Patron Añejo, an expensive brand of tequila.

"Take a shot of this here Patron, and it's gon' be on" - Usher

by The Lurker December 15, 2004

Parting Gift

A final tangible reminder of a person for a period of time, delivered to the person leaving (or being left behind) by the first.

"With a huff, she left the room, tipping over the banana tree plant, spilling all of the wet coffee inside all over the floor, a final parting gift for her former girlfriend Stacy."

by The Artiscrybre July 9, 2022

Johnny parsons

an absolute THOT AND A FUCKING STRIPPER WHO TAKES PLEASURE IN KNOWING YOU ARE DISGUSTED WITH HIS ACTIONS. a def bottom

damn you are acting like a johnny parsons right now thot

by fuckjohnnyparsons May 7, 2019

Paronism

A woman born in paron Arkansas and is taught from birth to get pregnant for child support.

Paronism got me caught up for 18 years.

by jeffrodgers007 August 31, 2016

partnoir

Nonbinary term akin to "goth gf".

big tiddy goth gf is so overplayed. i'm a fuckin no tiddy partnoir lmao

by tezukitty March 5, 2021