Parents

Something Harry Potter hasn't got

For example : Why can’t harry and Lord Voldemort get a nose piercing? Lord Voldemort because he doesn’t have one and Harry doesn’t have Parents

permission

by TomRiddlesWhorecruxxx January 13, 2021

parents

the devils, or the angels based on your personality. They are the people who created you by doing *the dirty*. They built a roof on top of your head. They feed you unless you're a baby. OR they ( fed ) you. They made you *exist*. You grew up with them UNLESS your Dad went to get the milk, OR both of them died or one of them did. They pay rent, build a roof on top of your head, They work hard, They cook, they clean, they work in their jobs unless they don't have jobs , they probably work hard to raise you every day. Some kids treat their Parents like crap, spoiled brats HAHAHA If YOU are a spoiled brat, go hug your Mom or Dad, she took care you. She worked hard for you. She bought you all that stuff you have. if ANY of you are spoiled brats, HUG YOUR MOM OR DAD. THEY WORKED HARD FOR YOU, WHAT IF THEY ARE DEPRESSED? HOW WOULD YOU FEEL? HUH?

Me: I love my parents!
Someone: I don't have them.
Friend: I hate mine!

by parents... January 28, 2021

Parents

The pain, death,
Sadness, depression, and anxiety bringer after you gay a 78 in math class

“My parents beat me because I got an A not an A+

by Acethewolf77 gd April 25, 2021

Parents

An annoying mother ass fucker yelling at you all the time. You cant ever get a break :)

Parent:JIMMY CLOSE YOUR GOD DAMN DOOR
*Kid*:Closes
-1 minute later...
Parents:COME DO THE DIRTY ASS DISHES JIMMY

by Dumb@ssbıtch😩 June 23, 2021

parents

something the Maximoff twins don't have

Wanda and Pietro Maximoff dont have parents

by gayweirdo_AshePugh September 2, 2021

Parents

The hidden villains of humankind that perform modern-era slavery. Commonly found in pairs composed of a 'mother' and 'motherfucker', although there are exceptions. Their subjects are usually minors of ages 0-18. Common traits:

1. Claiming monopoly over their slaves, commonly known as 'children', and belief that they are their property.

2. Forcing slaves to comply to their demands and thus causing life-lasting scars, mental and rarely, physical. Usually by stripping away any joy children find.
3. Believing that their act of reproducing and increasing the population of Earth is commendable.

Me: Hey dad, mom, can I go to my friend's birthday party tomorrow? He's holding it in the school gym, all the teachers will be attending and it'll last from 1-5 in the afternoon.

Parents: NO I KNOW YOU'RE LYING AND YOU'RE GOING TO DO DRUGS!!! GO STUDY, YOU ONLY GOT A 92 ON YOUR PHYSICS TEST LAST WEEK!

by Aidenisfuckingdead September 16, 2021

Parents

The people you will never make proud in life.

Child: *Exists*
Parents: Sigh..."You're a Disappointment"

by JojosBizarredrugstore November 21, 2021