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parentable

Over the age to still live with your parents
James is "parentable" he's like 38.
by Your ex-ex Boyfriend July 13, 2019
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parents

idiots you'll be happy to not see anymore when you die.
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by ojgfghh October 12, 2019
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Parente

A very hairy male with small genitals. It’s common for them to walk slightly hunched over and not move their arms while doing so. Scientists believe a Parente is the closest thing to a Neanderthal alive today He’s in the friend zone with females.
I met a guy last night. A total Parente. He won’t ever touch these titties.
by The G Ome September 3, 2022
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parents

they raised u and shit but they dont GET u, yk?
ugh parents
by chooch-meister May 22, 2020
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Parent

someone who devotes their life to making yours a living hell
Person A: My parents are being bigots again
Person B: oof m8 same
by owo hecc September 23, 2018
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parentitis

Parentitis, Also called man child syndrome, is a disease of the brain which symptoms include:
-being a brony
-lack of maturity
-browsing on 4chan all the time
-getting butthurt over small things
-fapping off to anime porn

You can easily spot a person suffer from parentitis as they usually have a neckbeard, wearing a fedora, and they'll make a scene usually for attention or because mummy forgot to buy them something from the shops.

It is caused by over-parenting or massive sheltering, these are perpetrated by what one would call a helicopter parent. This is a terrible disease of the mind which usually common among people in their 20s and 30s, there has been no cure found for this disease.
Person #1: Dude, why did that guy near the shops wearing the massive fedora have that meltdown?
Person #2: Oh, he suffers from parentitis.
by Omniscient Iniquitous June 4, 2016
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parents

the lil fucks who come in to your room and somehow always manage to leave the door open. as well as the people who will call your name 50,000 times and when you answer they go silent and then proceed to come a lecture you or something, and then leave your door open. best people ever am i right?
by best mother fucker May 27, 2019
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