Coronavirus Pandemiced

When you’ve ran out of sick days or personal days at work and you need a valid excuse to convince your boss to stay home.

*tim calls into work*

“I can’t come into work today, I’ve been having symptoms of COVID-19.”

*hangs up phone.*

Tim’s Boss: Yep I just got Coronavirus Pandemiced by that lazy fool Tim. He doesn’t like fulfilling his daily responsibilities.

by GoatStatusD January 13, 2021

Pandemic itch

The need for some type of body modification (tattoo, piercing, etc) during a pandemic (namely the Covid-19 pandemic).

Andrea’s got a serious pandemic itch, I think she’s getting tattooed AGAIN.

by HoneyDre September 16, 2020

Pandemize

(Verb) to utterly decimate, destroy, wreck, usually in a way that was agreed upon by both parties, disregarding realities

“I went over to my Daddy’s house to get fucked but it was way bigger than I expected and he PANDEMIZED me sis!!!!!”

by Ceej3790 March 12, 2020

Pandemic Pumps

During a pandemic, one must dip their penis into hand sanitizer in between pumps so as to not spread any contagions.

“Yo, Pat, did you hit that? ... Yeah, I’ll give her some pandemic pumps, by dipping young patty wein into hand sanitizer every stroke”

by Youngwhit March 16, 2020

pandemic fraud

Using methods of making bogus kits for COVID or making fake vaccines and false charities

Why are you making fake vaccines for COVID do you know what you are doing is pandemic fraud?

by John da dude February 16, 2023

Pandemic

Its a combination of a demisexual and pansexual person. These people do not have limits in sexual choice with regard to biological sex,race , gender, or gender identity but they require an emotional connection with the person in order to enjoy any sexual activities

Im a pandemic, so i need an emotional conncetion with you in order to enjoy making love

by ElLoko July 21, 2020

Pandemic

A person who is Demi-romantic person with Pan-romantic tendencies

“Cool pin, are you Pansexual?”

“No, I’m Asexual Pandemic.”

by 10 Pigeons June 13, 2022