Palin

A lipstick wearing bulldog of Alaska that could become the Vice President of The United States.

Sarah Palin: The Difference between a hockey-mom and a bulldog is lip stick.

by Xjander October 18, 2008

palinating

1.Hating with vigor, 2. exfoliating your enemies from your brain

Rush Limbaugh has amassed a fortune by palinating Democrats.

by WakeUpAmerica September 24, 2010

Palinism

An idea, statement, or median so adverse it causes physical pain.

His palinistic statements never end.

Stop saying that, you're palin' me.

Palinism is ubiquitous in the modern media.

by JoshTS March 13, 2009

Palin

A sexual act when someone receiving oral sex slams the head of the person giving them oral sex against their body so hard that the lenses on their glasses shatter.

Barbie gave Ken head and Ken gave her a Palin and she had to get new glasses to replace the ones shattered by the Palin.

by kwtn October 21, 2008

Palinated

The process of being nominated for, or appointed to, a position of responsibility based on perceived popularity with no regard for competence.

Example 1: Sarah Palin.
Example 2: Dan Quayle.
Example 3(Daily usage): Jon was palinated to VP of Marketing because he was sleeping with the CFO.

by gfsdave January 22, 2009

the palin

The build-up of gunk consisting of grease and crumbs that forms in that quarter-inch space between your stove and the counter.

I had a productive day. I cleaned the entire kitchen--I even scraped the palin off!

by homerjIII November 20, 2010

palinize

To slander and caricature a working-class female public figure for the noble advancement of liberalism.

She is a capable individual, our only hope is to palinize her.

by sbs221 October 18, 2008