taint painter

One who pulls out before cumming, and 'paints' the taint with love juice, or a fart that turns out to be more, and 'paints' the taint with shit.

"Last night i gave Jill a taint painter!" or "On the way home from the party last night, I thought I had to fart, but it turned out to be a taint painter!

by W.H.Sandwich shop February 4, 2009

The Painter

The Painter is someone who thinks they are always right. Says random and retarded things that makes no sense, and continues to argue a point that is completely wrong until the other person gives up just so he can win.

Makes up random statistics.

Jake: So bears climb mountains to scratch at rocks to eat the gnats underneath before they hibernate

Brian: No they dont

Jake: Yes they do, i saw it on Planet Earth.

Brian: No they dont

Jake: Yes they do, and i am going to train 4 wild goats to fight a 285 pound man and people will pay to see it!

Brian: You are such a Painter!

The Painter.

by ONUwrestlinstats January 31, 2010

Paintering

To hold your boss hostage for a raise by acting like you are willing to whore yourself out for more money at a shithole company.

Because of the athletic department, Matt resorted to paintering Purdue into giving him more money.

by dcam June 4, 2011

Painterly

it is a Texture pack customizer for a for a game called Minecraft

Jesse: hey badass texture pack!!
James: Thanx^^
Jesse: where can i get it?
James: go to painterlypack.net and make your own
Jesse: thanx ^^

by MadMerlin420 December 16, 2011

Painter

Someone who stabs someone. When you stab someone blood goes everywhere and that in an extreme way can be seen as a painter. Comes from the youngbloods of zagreb.

My G is a painter, call him vincent van gogh

by Jeremy Winger October 21, 2020

painter chudleigh

the hottest guy in the neighborhood.

man that painter chudleigh has a great ass!

by bballa April 25, 2004

Philadelphia Painter

When you are having sex, and you ejaculate all over the walls and you grab the girls hair (as if shes a paintbrush) and paint the room with her mouth (she licks the semen off of the walls).

"This girl and I were going at it so hard that when it was time to ejaculate I blew my load all over her bedroom walls and then grabbed her hair and made her do the Philadelphia Painter"

by Paparazzi69 November 2, 2009