piss pack

Piss pack someone’s pack or drugs you’ve bought from them and was either fake or didn’t get you high so you got scammed

“That shit was garage he got that piss pack

by Nadia02 February 9, 2020

Meat Packet

Someone who is born completely disabled, mentally, and has no potential to develop. Can also refer to someone who is beyond lazy and lifeless.

Babies deceasing in the womb are likely to become Meat Packets, sequentially.

Informally:

Bill: "This mother fucker lived his entire existence in his room...what a meat packet."

by hippigorilla April 26, 2020

off the pack

1. Wilin' out
2. The liberal consumption of any substance(s)
3. The act of consuming everything you brought to a party, by accident, or willfully
4. The act of quitting cigarettes

Guy 1: Hey man, you look pretty messed up.
Guy 2: I'm off the pack, son

by hexoscillator December 26, 2016

total package

A guy or girl who has the combination of both looks and personality, sense of humor, etc.

It's rare to find someone that has the total package.

by ??? August 5, 2003

johnny package

n. A generic term that refers to any bland airheaded male, like a frat boy or underwear model. His signficant other is named "Muffy Imeasy."

Whoah! Check out Johnny Package and Muffy Imeasy over there at the GAP.

by SkidMarkyMark May 12, 2006

Columbian Care Package

When a man inserts his superglue-covered penis into a woman's vagina, then subsequently cuts it off and leaves, forcing the woman to either go to the ER or find another way to get it out.

Tom: Shit man, Phillip gave some prostitute a Columbian Care Package right before he commited suicide!
Louis: lol still a troll even after death

by mrrogersdick August 21, 2013

pack a bowl

to packing weed into a pipe and or bong to smoke

lets go pack a bowl and get high

by JJJJJJP April 25, 2006