whippedness protection program

When a person needs to lie to his girlfriend to go out for the night with his boys.

We had to enter Bob in the whippedness protection program or he would have lost his man card.

by whippedness, man card, lie, gi March 21, 2011

Kenma Protection Organization

Kenma Protection Organization, or KPO, is an organization put together by fans of Haikyuu and eternal happiness as a way to protect the beautiful, shy, sleepy bean of a boyo Kenma Kozume. KPO was made back in the literal creation of the universe itself by gods to savor the happiness and safety of Kenma.

The Kenma Protection Organization encourages the squishing of soft baby Kenma’s little cheeks.

by ILoveKenma October 24, 2020

Child protective services

A group of Karens. The largest government-sanctioned child trafficking organization in the United States.

Despite their name, they are not a service. They are a coercive means to force parents into psychiatry, as well as place your kids into abusive foster and group homes to guinea pig them with psychiatric drugs.

Never let them in.

Child Protective Services came to your door? Move. You gotta protect your kids from those child traffickers

by phuck johnstown June 20, 2022

Always use protection

Wear a fucking condom when you have sex or you’ll end up wiping baby’s arses your whole life.

Remember kids, always use protection.

by alwaysuseprotection March 31, 2021

Asset Protection

the protection of the backside of miniature donkeys, elephants and mongoose.

Could someone please call Asset Protection to deal with the artard in the lobby?

by Anniew March 18, 2008

Team Protect

TEAM PROTECT a Black Hat hacking group and DDoS Protection team formed in 2018

TEAM PROTECT defaced animaljam.com

by BlackHat Exposure February 15, 2021

Protected bike lane

Hiding collision participants from each other until the moment of impact.

When the cyclist was killed, he was riding in a protected bike lane. The driver who hit him claimed he never saw him.

by BeeryUSA August 1, 2012