Procrastibation

Noun. the act of masturbating as a means of delaying or putting off work.

-Origin: From the 16th Century French 'Procrastibatíon'

Working in the library makes procrastibation challenging, if not impossible.

by Barry Charmer August 9, 2012

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Procastubation

When you're about styding or need to do something urgent, but you decide to take a wank first.

me I really need to start styding right now.
dick AHEM. *gets hard*
me GODDAMMIT I DONT HAVE TIME FOR PROCASTUBATION RIGHT NOW.

by Pitn April 24, 2014

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Procrasturination

The feeling you get during the night when you ready need to pee but keep putting it off instead of just going and getting it over with.

All night I had the worse case of procrasturination, I should have just gone straight away.

by Wurdsmyth von Cokesucker October 22, 2017

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Verb
The art of masterbating for excessive amounts of time without ejaculating.;
Edging for a ridiculous long time ;
Jacking off and delaying your climax to the point you lose the ability to;

The cause of "blue balls"

"I have been procrasterbating all day. Now I have blue balls and my nuts are full " fml

by Lauleneke Lukini Brown March 16, 2022

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procrasterbating

Verb to 'procrasterbate'= To masterbate or 'have a wank' to pass the time when you are supposed to carry out another task.

"Hey Dom hows the job-hunting"
"haven't done any yet been procrasterbating over anything remotely sexual all day"

by Dom 'word smith' myers May 6, 2010

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Procrastibation

Originated from the words masturbate and procrastinate.

It is the act of procrastinating way over the limit until it all blows up in your face. It rarely feels good as you rather have somebody else do it for you, but in the end all your doing is fucking yourself.

"I was just sitting there after procrastibation and thought, what now?

by JuHwang September 9, 2011

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