A Port-a-Potty, or potable toilet. Insert a friend's name within the brackets for a cheap funny insult.
Hey guys, I got to take a leak. I'm gonna hit that port-a-Justin over there.
The Oktoberfest at Sierra Nevada Brewery must've had at least 80 port-a-name (pronounced "port-a-Brians")!
The Oktoberfest at Sierra Nevada Brewery must've had at least 80 port-a-name (pronounced "port-a-Brians")!
by eleventhtoe October 22, 2011
Get the port-a-[name]mug. Port Augusta is known as a ‘working class town’, which is ironic because no one there has a job. The city has been redundant since its port ceased to operate in 1973, making half of its name a lie. Attempts to resuscitate ‘Portagutter’ by kick-starting a new economy predicated on polluting the atmosphere with copious amounts of carbon ended with the closure of all of its coal-fired power plants in the 2010s. Now little more than a blight on the South Australian desert landscape, Port Augusta exists purely so people can confuse it with Port Pirie and Port Lincoln.
Port Augusta’s most famous feature is its putrid stench, courtesy of a dried-up tyre-filled mud puddle called Bird Lake, which makes the entire city smell almost as bad as its residents. The place is also cursed with a punishing climate that sees the mercury push 50 degrees, forcing feral locals to cool off in the flooded rubbish tip known as the Spencer Gulf. 500 algae-encrusted shopping trolleys were recently fished up from waters near the wharf to prevent jumpers from landing on them, but a sizeable trolley reef remains.
Port Augusta’s most famous feature is its putrid stench, courtesy of a dried-up tyre-filled mud puddle called Bird Lake, which makes the entire city smell almost as bad as its residents. The place is also cursed with a punishing climate that sees the mercury push 50 degrees, forcing feral locals to cool off in the flooded rubbish tip known as the Spencer Gulf. 500 algae-encrusted shopping trolleys were recently fished up from waters near the wharf to prevent jumpers from landing on them, but a sizeable trolley reef remains.
Port Augusta: Where the Dirt Meets the Sea.
person 1: going to porta gutta?
person 2: yeah cunt
Person 1: try not to get raped or shanked then cunt
person 1: going to porta gutta?
person 2: yeah cunt
Person 1: try not to get raped or shanked then cunt
by Yeetstick69420 November 13, 2019
Get the Port Augustamug. While in the missionary position, the male party pulls out before climax and shoots his load all the way up to the open mouth of his female partner. This is akin to the exhaust port shot that destroyed the first death star in Star Wars: A new hope.
"Almost there ... Almost there ... HITS AWAY!"
"Dude, did you achieve an exhaust port last night?"
"Negative, negative, it didn't go in. Just impacted on the surface."
"Dude, did you achieve an exhaust port last night?"
"Negative, negative, it didn't go in. Just impacted on the surface."
by Captain Polak January 11, 2009
Get the Exhaust Portmug. An interesting town where half the people are hicks who want to cut down all the other trees and the other half are hippies who want to climb all the trees (This would be me). It is a beautiful area located in Western Washington, sandwiched between the Straits of Juan De Fuca and the Olympic Mountains. Many rivers and lakes are also close by.
Port Angeles was established as a townsite by Abraham Lincoln in 1862 by executive order which led the Board of Trade in 1890 to call it the "Second National City", Washington DC being the first. This meant if DC blew up then the nations capital would move to Port Angeles.
by Carlo May 13, 2005
Get the port angelesmug. by definately not a racist February 16, 2008
Get the nigg portmug. by pete harris April 27, 2006
Get the port citymug. City on Long Island in New York that St. Charles Hospital is located. Which is the birth place of many of the children on Long Island. Also known as Port Jeff.
by Amberrr Nicoleee December 23, 2008
Get the Port Jeffersonmug.