Polluminated

To smoke a cigarette, cannabis joint, or blunt that has been in contact with plastic resulting in the joint smelling and tasting awful.

It looks like your cigarette has been resting in that plastic wrapper and melted to it in the ashtray mate, it's gonna be polluminated now

by Deej beans June 6, 2022

Polluticrats

Fossil fuel Petroligarchs hellbent on wrecking the planet

In a recent well-heeled klan rally at MobALago, donny trump asked fossil-fuel executives for campaign cash, and the Polluticrats were poised and ready to deliver the cash... probably in plastic bags to a mob fixer.

by Uncle Joosie May 15, 2024

Pollionational Excrollonial Parfantlegion Gremmalenion

1. A term for an imagined philosophical or sociopolitical doctrine advocating for the reconciliation of historical injustices, perfection of cultural synergy, and formation of a utopian global federation.

2. A hypothetical, multifaceted concept referring to a grand, convoluted system or framework that blends aspects of international cooperation, colonial legacy, cultural perfectionism, and global allegiance to an abstract governing ideal.

As a tongue-in-cheek critique, the journalist described the government's overly ambitious policy as a modern take on pollionational excrollonial parfantlegion gremmalenion—a concept so complex, it might as well be fictional.

by omlwoooordddd November 22, 2024

Pollenution

This is the transferring of pollen from a flower's male reproductive organs (anthers) to its female organs (stigma) that causes the TOTAL DESTRUCTION of the atmosphere and environment. These trash particles (pollen) temporarily make the world uninhabitable for many because of all these reckless plants and their carnal desires.

I hate Spring. I can’t breathe and I can’t see due to all the pollenution.

by IggieReilly April 22, 2025

pollutory

Relating to processes that causes pollution.

"I reject the pollutory nature of burning fossil fuels."

by Mellie Mai November 17, 2025