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Poetry Out Loud PTS Blues

when your high school forces you to get up in front of your class or in some cases entire school to recite a shitty poem regardless of social anxiety or not. Symptoms occur when you did a horrible job from shaky movements, horrible eye contact, and forgotten lines resulting in a buzz that makes you want to vomit and die.
Person 1: How did you do in the Poetry Out Loud?
Person 2: Not too good man. I got the Poetry Out Loud PTS Blues.
Person 1: I do too. Wow our high school hates us.
by Refreshelover83 April 21, 2018
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hotter than hellen keller reading poetry

It's texas summer hot, exceeding 105° in the middle of summer
"it's hotter than hellen keller reading poetry out here today"
"Ya, I'd say so"
by Underachiever55 October 17, 2020
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Petty Poetry

Poetry made by a Petty Poet, usually consisting of few and short lines, using modern words.
Petty Poetry would look something like:

The man persistently attacked his cat.
The cat lied on his head like a hat.
The man grew exasperated and hit the wall,
The pain made him gasp and start to fall.

Nothing like that of famous poets such as Shakespeare or Adrianus.
by Arranttehfurball May 30, 2010
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Managing married mens poetry

Screwing married men even though you know they are married but they must love you because they tell you the truth
"I stay managing married mens poetry because I can Bitches!!! And you can't do shit about it"
by I was minding my own business January 25, 2019
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Poetry to your soul

A phrase meaning rommancism, chivalry, poetry (song), love. The ability to show/express love through action (not sexual related)
Allen Beck Stewart : "Davey, dont you have any poetry to your soul"
by Theamazinggeek February 8, 2019
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Poetry

Poetry = Writing - Freedom
Steve: "I just wrote some poetry!"
Joe: "Did your English teacher take away your freedom in writing?"
by jiip June 11, 2018
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swash poetry

I wanna tickle your gherkin
With my bearskin merkin...

That’s some nasty swash poetry!
by Out of Anchorage October 17, 2019
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