playing DJ

Female masturbation using the hands to rub the clitoris.

My vibrator is broken, so I'm stuck playing DJ.

by Old Perv October 16, 2008

Playing House

Doing wifey stuff for a man that is not yours or providing a “home” for a man with no income.

1. He come over every night, they playing house.

by coolassbxtch February 22, 2020

playing someone

using someone; flirting with someone and then randonly stopping; leading someone on

Dude Alex is playing someone in our school

by boyohboyplayersarecool February 26, 2017

playing submarines

This is when a naked guy is barely backfloating so that only his erect penis is clearly visible above the water.

Stew was playing submarines in the pool, but his protruding beer-gut and small penis size spoiled the effect.

by filthyboss August 24, 2006

he's playing games

a sentence in which is shouted when someone is found infront of them playing games on their chromebook.

"ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh he's playing games"

by Zaracotic November 2, 2018

not playing with a full deck

an expression used to indicate that a person isn't very smart

see also - not the brightest bulb on the porch, not the sharpest pencil in the drawer, a few bricks shy of a load,

Little Davey tried to iron his short & curlies (he's not playing with a full deck).

by Hey-Johnny-Johnny June 11, 2006

playing the crane game

When a man gets a hand job from a blind woman.

See that girl over there? With the dog and the stick and the nice rack? Looks like she's ready for playing the crane game.

by TomKVideo December 17, 2008