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Picking Fruit Off The Beef Tree

This new guy started at work, and man he is definitely picking fruit off the beef tree!!!
by Smash Brown March 24, 2005
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picking nuts out of monkey shit

Making a big deal out of something so meaningless. Usually done in order to save a few dollars and/or headaches, but disregarding the big picture.
Jon: "My customer wants this specific package installed on the vehicle he's buying."

Larry(company owner): Well we can just put on the aftermarket package instead. It's basically the same and it will cost us less."

Jon: "But I already told him we'd get the original factory parts installed. Those are what he looked at, and what we already quoted."

Larry: "I don't care, business is slow and this is what we'll do for your customer!"

Jon: "Quit picking nuts out of monkey shit you douchebag! I quit!"
by JHop March 12, 2008
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reverse pick-pocketing

Reverse pick-pocketing is in fact the art of placing one's own objects into the possession of another, either for entertainment or a charitable matter. However, the correct, street credible term, is putpocketing.
One of those A.S.P. fools might say, "Some of those damn reverse pick-pocketing pranksters just reverse pick-pocketed me."
by Cousin Ari January 13, 2006
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Apple Picking

A crime currently gaining traction in urban areas in which someone steals an iPhone out of the user's hand and or pocket. The attacks sometimes involve force, though most of the time they are grab and runs. People who have been Apple picked often describe it as a horrifying if not demeaning experience in which they were psychically and or psychologically threatened.
Gangster 1: "Yo, I'm 'bout to go Apple picking man Imma sell that shit on ebaae"
Gangster 2: "Yae man, grab ya glock we goin steal a iPhone tonight!"

2 Hours later:

Gangster 1: "We totally Apple picked that bitch man!"
Gangeter 2: "What's that sound?"

This is the police, come out your house with your hands behind your head!

Gangster 1&2: Aeeeehhhhh shit!
by therewerenousernames October 21, 2013
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Picking up what you're laying down

to dig or dig it
to understand/appreciate
a way to acknowledge that you follow what you're being told
a: once you turn left off of wisconsin avenue, the road splits, you want to take the hard right...
b: i'm picking up what you're laying down
by WWHS March 30, 2004
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Bickering

Argue about petty and trivial matters.
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Verb: bicker; 3rd person present: bickers; past tense: bickered; past participle: bickered; gerund or present participle: bickering
This is normal sister bickering”.
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"whenever the phone rings, they bicker over who must answer it".
by Helping_out November 12, 2017
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lemon picking

the act of removing dingle-berries from the hairless ass-crack of an asian person.
when Chan ran out of toilet paper in the sweatshop, he asked me to go lemon picking with him.
by Phillip Danick March 28, 2009
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