When an online game such as RuneScape blocks a word like "Poof", so you are forced to write "p()()f".
David: Man, I was so just 'bout to say that but I got ****** by a random event.
Lil' timmy: p()()fed?
David: yea. dis philter phails.
Lil' timmy: p()()fed?
David: yea. dis philter phails.
by Anti Bit February 3, 2009
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"WAIT WHERE THE ORIGINAL PHITO"
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1: noun. The little groove between the bottom of your nose and your top lip. I have no clue what it is there for, but now you know what it is called.
2: verb. The art of performing oral sex while shaving. This originated because some kid at my school with a dirty mind thought it was 'full trim'. The term has since caught on and is now widely recognised.
1: noun. The little groove between the bottom of your nose and your top lip. I have no clue what it is there for, but now you know what it is called.
2: verb. The art of performing oral sex while shaving. This originated because some kid at my school with a dirty mind thought it was 'full trim'. The term has since caught on and is now widely recognised.
1: You:"hi Steph! How you been?
Steph:"philtrum" *pokes your philtrum. walks away*
2: You:"hey sweety!"
Boyfriend:"her my giiiirl. Guess what I learnt today?"
You:"what?"
Boyfriend:"how to philtrum"
Steph:"philtrum" *pokes your philtrum. walks away*
2: You:"hey sweety!"
Boyfriend:"her my giiiirl. Guess what I learnt today?"
You:"what?"
Boyfriend:"how to philtrum"
by *Angela lolly* February 20, 2013
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"I swear to god next summer I'm going north! I haven't been outside 30 seconds and the wrinkles have fallen out of my shirt and my head's already phiff."
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phittie comes from the word fitty, meaning hot guy.
comes from speedy gonzales.
phittie comes from the word fitty, meaning hot guy.
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