PEMDAS

Please

Excuse
My

Dope

Ass
Swag

I play basketball, PEMDAS

by AriW March 13, 2014

Pedosexual

1) a person sexualy attracted to minors, but has not necessarily acted on this attraction.
2) term coined by anti-LGBT 4chan users who wished to create a PsyOp introducing pedosexuals as part of the LGBT communities through #lgbtp. It was intended to create bad PR and somehow prove that all those in a sexuality other than heterosexual were somehow child molesters.

1) John started going to therapy because he realized he was attracted to children and might be a pedosexual.

2) person1: did you hear the gays are supporting pedosexuals now?! I can't believe it, how disgusting!

Person2: don't believe it because it's not true. That's just 4chan hate propaganda, do your research.

by Antihate99 March 30, 2019

pedos

Another word for a pedestrian.

Watch out for those pedos crossing the street.

by Scott Bailey December 12, 2008

Pedosexual

Much like the LGBT, its a gender sexual oriented thing like being pansexual etc but pedosexual is an older adult being sexually attracted to a younger child.

Paul: yo I identify myself as pedosexual
Bob: what the fuck? so you're a pedophile?
Paul: stop being such a bigot, bob!

by Indefinite chode June 22, 2018

Pedoshadow

Its when you have 5 o'clock shadow, but only for your mustache

Dude you need to shave, i can see your pedoshadow.

by dropthebearclaw September 24, 2011

peadosmile

The Child Molester gave the young boy a very stern Peadosmile, as he performed sexual acts upon the boy.

A peadosmile is a horrible yet somewhat inviting grin that a peadophile will give to small children.

by JozwaTheBake April 26, 2007

PEMDAS

Please
End
My
Depressing

Ass
Self

Mark: Dude, you were supposed to eat my ass last night, where did you go?
Gabe: Sorry but you're my cousin, PEMDAS already

by Theoriginaldumbguy November 24, 2018