Paedo Jones

A generic moniker for any creepy old man who you suspect as being a paedophile.

Typical characteristics include (but not limited to) making a deep grunt whenever kids are nearby, creeping around school gates, carrying a packet of Werthers Original, and the occasional ass fucking of young boys.

Yo bro, why didn’t you turn up at my kick ass bbq yesterday.

Awww man, I had my kids with me and I didn’t want Simon creeping round them. He is such a fucking Paedo Jones

by Rookie boi July 2, 2018

Peacock Breeze

When your having vaginal sex, doggy-style, and the woman farts, fanning out your pubes like a peacock.

Emmet: So, how’d it go with Ticia last night?
Phil: Aw man, she ate a Big Mac and gave the the Peacock Breeze.

Emmet: Nasty!

by GirthyMagic January 24, 2019

Peabody High School

Peabody high school is located in west Tennessee and is home to a whole bunch of cheaters,shit talkers,and assholes. Peabody also thinks they deserve to win everything.

Did you hear about Gibson county beating Peabody high school.

Yeah they say it was rigged.

by Djahhsnrndnnd February 14, 2019

Padook

1) When people named Jimmy do not complete tasks successfully or at all.
2) (noun Padooken) A clothing combination that involves a loud red polo with a tweed jacket from the salvation army.

You really padooked that up.
That is a nice padooken you have on.

by PadookNet August 23, 2019

Padoodyhole

Warm and moist, similar to after a warm run and your balls stick to your legs. That's the best example I can give

My Padoodyhole quakes

by SmushyUrbanDictionary March 3, 2022

Paedo Speedos

The garment infamous paedophile Rolf Harris wore when promoting the “Teach Them To Swim” campaign in the 1970s. While he was more likely cruising for vulnerable young victims at the local pool.

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water, there’s Rolf in his paedo speedos. At it again. Eeew!

by Bright Soul October 6, 2023

PHILTHY Peacock

A sexual position where the male while laying next to the female takes his closest hand to her and places it under her ass inserting his thumb into her vagina. Then while rotating his thumb in a swirling motion moving it in and out, taking the other hand and messaging the clit at the same time. While the thumb is inside her, his fingers will be sticking straight up and fanned out like a Peacock, thus the name. This move was invented as a human substitute for the famous Rabbit sex toy used my women all over the world. Women can actually pull this move off on their own if desired.

Girl: Phil came over last night and gave me the PHILTHY Peacock. It's so amazing I don't even need my Rabbit anymore.

Friend: Wow, I guess that's why they call him PHILTHY! You totally have to show me that someday so I can teach Brad.

by TheZeus10 January 20, 2010