pb blast

An act of masturbation involving peanut butter. Pb blasting with chunky peanut butter started with gay men who wanted that authentic feeling of being inside another mans asshole without the smell of feces, but eventually everyone began substituting sex with different kinds of peanut butter to satisfy their fantasies.
Fuck you then Carl! I’m going to get some skippy and do a pb blast if you don’t wash your asshole!
by TwiztedSnowman May 07, 2018
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pbs kids

The Soccer Mom's version of Cartoon Network, the Disney Channel, or Nickelodeon. EVERY show on it has to be "educational", and unfortunately not usually in an enjoyable way.
Bill: There's plenty of good cartoons on. Disney, Nick, PBS Kids. . .
Bob: You seriously watch PBS Kids?
by El Squibbonator June 15, 2014
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PBS and wank

An alternative activity available to those who are too poor and too unattractive to "Netflix and chill."
My man Dio ain't got no job and ain't got no girl. So that fool has to PBS and wank this Friday.
by gonzobrains August 13, 2016
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PB Shower

When you wake up in Pacific Beach, to be specific, and are so hungover and hungry that you simply just turn your underwear from the previous night inside out and continue the party at breakfast.
Dude 1: Dude did you take a shower this morning before breakfast?

Dude 2: Of course dude, PB Shower is a must

Dude 1: Obvi
by #Fresnoswag November 01, 2011
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pb-jagel

Cut a bagel in half, peanut butter one side, jelly the other side, put it together and you've got a pb-jagel.
I felt like having breakfast and lunch at the same time, so I made myself a pb-jagel.
by Bruce THunder April 20, 2009
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PBS KIDS

If you had no cable you had PBS Kids a station with good morals and teaches 3 year olds how to add.
Tyler : Dude have you seen the episode of Arthur on PBS KIDS
ME : Yeah Dude! I’m so glad Arthur punched D.W
by Ilikeschool24 March 17, 2020
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PBS Face

The symptoms of PBS face are as follows. The forehead bridges directly into the nose, followed by the nose dropping seemingly directly into the chin. It is a very hideous disease and it is appropriate to point and laugh at.
Someone with PBS face looks like the symbol for PBS, it is very noticeable and obvious when you see it.
by pbsface is here April 24, 2009
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