Parent/Teacher Association Stress Disorder
PTASD is the feeling that most volunteers get when they can't say no and they overcommit. Symptoms are:
1. Hiding in the produce department when you see a fellow volunteer at the store.
2. Avoiding your email for days or weeks at a time
3. Flinching, gagging, or retching when someone asks if you got their email
4. Barely slowing down and pushing your kid out of the car at school drop-off so that you can't be engaged in a conversation about PTA.
5. Beginning every sentence with "I'm sorry that I didn't ..."
PTASD is the feeling that most volunteers get when they can't say no and they overcommit. Symptoms are:
1. Hiding in the produce department when you see a fellow volunteer at the store.
2. Avoiding your email for days or weeks at a time
3. Flinching, gagging, or retching when someone asks if you got their email
4. Barely slowing down and pushing your kid out of the car at school drop-off so that you can't be engaged in a conversation about PTA.
5. Beginning every sentence with "I'm sorry that I didn't ..."
I have not been able to find Jane for weeks. Does she have PTASD? I need to know about the book faire.
by zwartgat December 4, 2011
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A person who thinks that they are a pimp, but in reality they are an immature homosexual who enjoys being t bagged. He/ she (usually a he) speaks in third person alot, and sometimes says the word hash tag before key words in sentences, i.e " Patdaddy's going to the #mall, anyone want to come?" in rare cases a pat daddy may have a high pitched voice and hit puberty late.
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When after eating like a pig for the entire Thanksgiving one runs to the toilet to release a thunderous bowl breaking bowel movement
When after eating like a pig for the entire Thanksgiving one runs to the toilet to release a thunderous bowl breaking bowel movement
Joe - "Man I gotta make a deposit"
Pat - "You do? I just got done taking care of my PTSD"
Joe- "WTF is PTSD?"
Pat- "Oh man it's a Post Thanksgiving Super Dump... you know PTSD"
Pat - "You do? I just got done taking care of my PTSD"
Joe- "WTF is PTSD?"
Pat- "Oh man it's a Post Thanksgiving Super Dump... you know PTSD"
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The feeling of anxiety, sadness, and rude awakening that is felt after seeing Eclipse by preteen girls all the way up through suburban housewives. Men are generally considered to be immune to this condition. Victims are unable to accept that Edward Cullen does not exist, and may become violent when someone attempts to reason with them.
Very similar to the Pandora Effect.
The feeling of anxiety, sadness, and rude awakening that is felt after seeing Eclipse by preteen girls all the way up through suburban housewives. Men are generally considered to be immune to this condition. Victims are unable to accept that Edward Cullen does not exist, and may become violent when someone attempts to reason with them.
Very similar to the Pandora Effect.
Girl walking out of Eclipse: *sniffle* "I can't believe Eclipse is over, I wish I were Bella."
Friend: "It's just a movie, is your life really so boring that you can't just accept that?"
Girl: "I have to go to Washington and find Edward!!!"
Friend: "Shut up you stupid bitch!"
Girl: *sob*
Friend to other Friend: "She totally has PTSD."
Friend: "It's just a movie, is your life really so boring that you can't just accept that?"
Girl: "I have to go to Washington and find Edward!!!"
Friend: "Shut up you stupid bitch!"
Girl: *sob*
Friend to other Friend: "She totally has PTSD."
by GPKD July 7, 2010
Get the PTSD mug.A kind of alien. They have the power to suck the heterosexuality of out of every single molecular being only by touching it. Their allies are the Zetas and the Homosexual community. Their worst enemies are the FOBR boardies, also known as 'These fucking Motherfuckers'. The lower class of P!ATD Boardies can be mainly found over the Panic at the Disco Message Boards. It is important to notice that the lower class still praise the band and want to implant their progeny into the band members' belly. The upper (and smarter) class of this tribe can be found on both the Non-Panic section of the Boards and the P!ATD Boardies’ LJ community (please notice that they still use the punctuation since they consider it to be the greatest member of the group, along with Jon Jesus Walker). They usually dislike the band and would certainly use them as toilet paper supports and plastic bottle catchers, if only they weren't so fragile. Not so long ago, the Upper class was troubled because of a great conflict, known as the Great Fierce War. They ended up burning their Ruler and Dictator, Znoby the Master Chief and prohibiting the use of the 'F' word.
Overall, the Panic Boardies praise every single gay man.
Their favourite activities consist of making fun of Tokio Hotel, spamming with animu and menstruating.
Overall, the Panic Boardies praise every single gay man.
Their favourite activities consist of making fun of Tokio Hotel, spamming with animu and menstruating.
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Named after Patsy Stone, from Absolutely Fabulous.
Named after Patsy Stone, from Absolutely Fabulous.
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