Pathetic Barnaclehead

A Pathetic Barnaclehead is Someone who is not thinking right Like a Pathetic is personally Really Pathetic Barnaclehead

Enough You Stupid Pathetic Barnaclehead

by AlishaHands January 13, 2022

pathetic

Tsar (Marcel H) and the staff standing behind him in the Premier Racing League.

Hey, do you think we should be kind, professional and logical about this situation?
No. Let's just act immature and Pathetic.

by MarcelH July 11, 2023

Pathetic poor excuse for a husband

Johnny Kerrigan

Johnny kerrigan was a pathetic poor excuse for a husband

by Byebyeloserzjkkgdscnji August 22, 2022

pathetic paddington

someone who is so desperate to create a new phrase that they looked up P names on babynames.com so they could find a good name to describe someone being pathetic

wow you are studying on a friday night? you are such a pathetic paddington

you are really adding this phrase onto urbandictionary.com? you are such a pathetic paddington

by candy sanchez December 9, 2008

Pathetic

You're the one who cried like a bitch for years when his worldview was proved to be a demonstrable lie. Not that the shit-libs have anything other than lies to offer.

Hym "No, Jordan, what's pathetic is that you went all in on the Master and Slave morality thinking that you aught to be the Master and now it could be more clear that YOU are the inferior one. You want your status to be higher than mine... So you are LYING to make it so. AND... YOU'RE RIGHT! It IS necessary for you to steal my status! For YOU to have more than ME... It is NECESSARY for YOU to steal it from ME. YOU DON'T WANT PEOPLE TO BE COMPETENT MONSTERS, JORDAN! YOU want YOU to be what you are not! And it's paradoxical because it's charlatans like you that make your worldview a lie. You NEED the lies! You need your slut wife to be the decider. You NEED your daughter to be the decider. Because IF THEY ARE NOT... YOU COULD NOT EVER WIN! COWARDICE AND FRAUDULENCE! That is why those people down there in Texas are burying their kids! YOUR COWARDICE!"

by Hym Iam April 8, 2025

pathetic excuse

the evie’s

the evies are a pathetic excuse

by hahahabeb January 4, 2023

Pathetic Phallusy

Bad sex where one or both of the parties are biologically male (possessing a phallus).

Person 1: How's the sex going?
Person 2: Seems everytime I do it with my boyfriend is pathetic phallusy...

by H4XOR13 June 2, 2023