Shit Potato

When you intentionally clog an establishment's toilet by forcing a potato into the bottom of their toilet and then take a massive, burrito-driven dump on top of it. Then you wait and watch from a hidden table as the poor bastard tries to flush unsuccessfully and only after putting on the shoulder high gloves does he manage to extract the potato from under all that noxious, diarrhea water.

After my buddy got fired from his bartending job, I went and bought a beautiful yukon gold, had two carne asada burritos and a venti latte, and I dropped the biggest shit potato ever in their third stall. He needed two barbecue forks to loosen that evil spud.

by mctuggin April 8, 2010

gash potatoes

The rolled up and partially dissolved bits of toilet paper found in a dirty vagina while you're eating it.

Can also refer to any creamy whitish substance found between the folds of a vagina while eating it.

Let's run a gravy train on those gash potatoes.

by The Shizifist March 23, 2011

Furry potato

A commonly used phrase to describe a guinea pig, due to it’s rotund shape and often couch potato-like lounging behavior.

That guinea pig just sits there like a furry potato.

by LittleByrd July 3, 2019

Mike Patton

A man who recorded his first album in 1989 with influential band Faith No More and promoted Mr. Bungle (the best bnad ever) in the process, and then went on to work in Tomahawk and Fantomas, also gonad kicking groups. Also known as the best person in the music industry with a razorblade sense of humor and a tendency to work 14 things at a time like a motherfucker.

Mike Patton is the best thing since sliced bread.

by Anal Cunt July 29, 2003

Potato (Gaming)

A person who has bad aim in a video game. The word "Potato" can be used as a Noun or Verb. The use of the word "Potato" with this purpose and context is most often used by Toxic Gamers within the Game's community. (Toxic Gamers)

Potato (Gaming) e.g. That bot is an absolute potato

by Your Boy the pseudonym September 9, 2019

hairy potato

A girl thats been around the block one too many times.

My mother told me not to date the girl down the street because she is a hairy potato.

by ballrub June 20, 2009

the great potato war

The war between Technoblade and im a squid kid on who can beat the record for most potatoes formed in hypixel skyblock

Man this fight is going down like the great potato war

by Shœ October 21, 2020