Irredeemable parasites.
The guys in Harold and Kumar were just some Xtreme Parasites wasting their time. Especially the Thank you come again guy, that guy outwasted the other Xtreme Parasites.
by Solid Mantis September 25, 2019
Jamie is an absolutely useless parasite
by littcorp March 10, 2023
"Babe, do you mind putting on a condom?"
"Not at all! I don't want to get any of my parasite paste into you!"
"Not at all! I don't want to get any of my parasite paste into you!"
by MikeAD March 23, 2024
A person who feigns care for your situation only to use it to enrich their lifeless, mundane existence. Actions also typically include: (1) unsanctioned sharing of your personal information to others in the form of gossip, judgement, (2) continued prodding for more details to assist the recipient in seeming more interesting to others than their own life would allow, and (3) as a basis for engaging strangers in conversation that falsely makes them seem more interesting than they actually are. Also used in the form “pathetic vicarious parasite.”
I was temporarily comforted by my retired father’s interest in my back surgery until I remembered that he is a pathetic vicarious parasite with the primary objective of obtaining information to gossip and elevate himself in social circles.
by Observative December 19, 2020
by Djcj101 July 21, 2019
A selfish, opportunistic, pretentious, self server with the ability to charm its victims at best, and coerce its victims at worst to hand over what they want, without giving said victim anything in return. Normally leaving victim destitute, demoralized, and traumatized in the process.
A parasite may have many forms, from butt kissing college student to fascist dictator. Parasites typically turn on the charm to win people over, patiently climb the ladder to success, and then become tyrannical or just leave you for dead and move on to the next victim.
Synonyms: Mooch, Weasel, Hustler, Con Man, Hooker, Professional Victim, Politician
A parasite may have many forms, from butt kissing college student to fascist dictator. Parasites typically turn on the charm to win people over, patiently climb the ladder to success, and then become tyrannical or just leave you for dead and move on to the next victim.
Synonyms: Mooch, Weasel, Hustler, Con Man, Hooker, Professional Victim, Politician
Bernie Madoff was a sociopathic parasite toward his investors. He gained their trust and completely exploited that trust to serve his own selfishness and greed.
by Butterfinger April 01, 2022
by MickeyCraig69 May 09, 2020