Xtreme parasites

Irredeemable parasites.

The guys in Harold and Kumar were just some Xtreme Parasites wasting their time. Especially the Thank you come again guy, that guy outwasted the other Xtreme Parasites.

by Solid Mantis September 25, 2019

parasitic shitdigger

An absolute nobody who looks for minor things to be upset about while taking advantage of others without contributing anything in return.

Person 1 is such a parasitic shitdigger.
Person 2: Yeah, he's useless.

by literal asshole August 2, 2024

Parasitic Link

Documents that have unwanted and un-needed links that make it tough to edit or save in the cloud. Almost a guarantee the finance team have meddled...

This excel sheet is full of parasitic links, I'm giving it the booster shoot and sending back for cleaning

by _gnt4breakfast September 1, 2025

Parasitic worm

A worm parasite that feeds off its host. I.e. Pip.

Doctor- "you've got a parasitic worm"

Patient- "No!! This can't be! I'm too old to die!"

by OpaGramps May 22, 2024

Parasite

In DayZ - A person dressed in full military gear, has at least two fully kitted automatic rifles, doesn't speak to you, dances around infront of you like he has ants in his pants, asks you at least five times if you have any 55.6 to trade and tells you that he is a soldier. When asked, doesn't know what an MOS is and proceeds to ask you for ammunition before sprinting off into the horizon, never to be seen again until you restock your tents.

Wow, that guy's a fucking parasite. All he wanted was ammo for his five guns.

by RoryDayZRP September 21, 2017

Inter-dimensional Parasite

Formless energy feeding entity that clings on to host. Backstory: Beyond the reaches of light exists the vast darkness of space, within that darkness exists ancient beings whom have long lost their connection to source. Starved, these entities search out their victims across space and time and prey on those whom not yet fully realized their divinity within. These parasites possess the ability to make their hosts experience delusions and manifestations of fear. As the host experiences the negative perception unknowingly influenced by this toxic attachment, the parasite then feeds on the emotional output/fear of the host to sustain its own existence. Darkness only thrives when the light forgets itself. The beings are widely well known but are greatly misunderstood and misinterpreted. Many refer to these experiences as “bad trips”, delulus, demons, parasites, negative outlook, possession. Common side effects (not all listed) can be seen as change in identity(negative), depression, chronic constipation, addiction, anger, resentment, hyper sexuality, identity oriented around sexuality, multiple personalities, resistance towards positive change, romanticization of pain,

To shed/get rid of these inter-dimensional parasites one must maintain their inner light. Perception of reality is not a reflection of reality but a reflection of one’s own mind. What we think others are isn’t what they are but what we are. One must override their own internal story and actively push to believe a more positive understanding of the nature around them. It is possible for assistance in removing these parasites but only possible through the Light of a true heart. An awakened individual that recognizes the difference in projection from others and how reality is shaped through what we consciously believe to be real. There is no timetable for how long the process will take, only known that through close proximity to the auric field of True light can vaporize and transmute these parasites.

by ElijahBDavid August 21, 2025

Parasitic acid

Parasitic acid is unknown and not many people know what it is, but here right now sitting my ass on my computer with Doritos residue on my fingers found out. Parasitic acid is actually found in every single gas station in existence and only is found in gas stations, it’s this weird green stuff called MTN DEW and it tastes like shit, and it’s the most toxic substance I’ve ever consumed like it’s truly phenomenal that such a product like this could even exist like there’s advertisement for this game called call of duty with this skeleton man on it like I just can’t stop drinking this but I hate it so much, but maybe it’s just that the feeling of my organs getting ruptured on the inside and my arteries getting clogged and internal bleeding going everywhere it’s just so magnificent.

Loser 1: hey wanna listen to Weezer while we drink parasitic acid aka Mountain Dew? Idiot 2: sure man I love getting sent to the emergency room!

by Myshoeisanuke February 21, 2023