Paddling The Pink Canoe

a slang "term" for Female Masturbation or "Self Pleasure"

my mom: "knocking on my door "

Me: MOM, DON'T COME IN MY ROOM! I'M PADDLING THE PINK CANOE RIGHT NOW, MAYBE WE CAN TALK LATER!

by jarrad_bellringerboy February 19, 2022

Flappy Paddle Gearbox

Yet another term for a female vagina

Goeff , 'U'rite m8 how'd it go with your bird last night?'

Trent , ''Great, I took it up a few gears and shafted her flappy paddle gearbox.'

Bob , 'Noice'

by Zigatron5000 August 17, 2010

Paddle Pop lion

The cartoon mascot for the ice cream snacks called "Paddle Pops" made in Australia. The mascot, which is a lion, looks suspiciously like Chad Kroeger, the lead singer/ homosexual tool from Nickleback.

Compare the Paddle Pop lion to that douche Chad; it's freaky how much they look alike.

by Key Lime :D August 04, 2010

paddle duck

dick who thinks he can keep sunderland afloat in the prem but has no chance

ricky (paddle duck) sbragia

by donald duck 2 May 11, 2009

paddle wheeling

Putting your face in between butt cheeks while shaking your head vigorously side to side and blowing.
(Similar to Motor Boating)

Andy likes paddle wheeling heather and she loves it.

by Mloos May 30, 2014

Shallow River Paddling

Shallow River Paddling is a term used to describe what someone looks like while having sexual intercourse. The term was coined during a canoe trip down a river with a very low water level. When a river’s water level is very low a person’s floating vessel may become stuck on rocks and other debris. When this happens he/she must violently thrust his/her hips in a manner resembling a dog violently humping its un-consenting victim to free the vessel from being stuck. This is the act of “Shallow River Paddling” or SRP for short.

“Did you see Aaron shallow river paddling those hookers?

by sdwalk4 May 04, 2010

general beaver paddle

a stripping army man who has a mullet

dan's stage name is general beaver paddle; it suits him well.

by crazycowgirl May 19, 2005