I.S.W.S.O.M.B.R.H.P.

Iis - wom - burp

If. She. Was. Sitting. On. My. Bed. Rubbing. Her. Pussy.

Guy #1: "Dude would you bone that chick?
Guy #2: "If she was sitting on my bed rubbing her pussy, then yes"

Guy# 1:"Yo Look at that girl... I.S.W.S.O.M.B.R.H.P.?"
Guy# 2: (nodding his head) "iswsombrhp."

by Mrdoumass May 25, 2009

P.O.H

Abbreviation of the Pervert Of Hastings. This phrase can be altered to include any town, for example, the Pervert of Brighton would become the P.O.B. This person is usually an old, dirty looking man who is notorious for eyeing up young people of either gender and just generally freaks everyone out.

"I was on the bus yesterday and the P.O.H was eyeing up all the little school girls!"

by Corinne Simpson October 15, 2006

rb h p ca s

n. one who is extremely gay and is enjoying of homoerotic anal stimulus.

He wasn't just a flaming homosexual, he was "rb h p ca s"

by Anonymous June 22, 2003

H.P.M.

Short for "Humps per minute", H.P.M. is used as a velocity measurement during sex.

"Last night Jill and I had sex at atleast 75 H.P.M. last night"

by GDub420 January 11, 2009

F.A.H.P.

Fat ass Harry Potter.

A big fat kind of guy, with glasses and black hair that give him the resemblence of Harry Potter after Hogwarts installed World of Warcraft.

"Dude, look at the dude over there!"
"Yeah, man, totally looks like Harry Potter."
"No man, he's taking up two frickin' chairs!"
"Oh yeah, he's a total F.A.H.P."

by MarineCorpsLT July 10, 2009

h-p

half pound of marijuana

I heard guy just sold an h-p

by dundee April 17, 2007

s.h.p.

someone with multiple personalities, is usually hopped up on steroids, and has exceptionally small hands. s.h.p. is an acronym for small handed pussy.

jeff is a fucking s.h.p.

by jewbear2 September 27, 2009