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orphan porn

A movie or tv show that features an orphan or person with an unstable or absent family finding a loving chosen family or parent. Orphan porn is schmaltzy, almost over the top with strong shows of emotional support, people working out their feelings and past traumas, and general warm fuzzies. Orphans may or may not be the central figures. Examples include The Fosters and This Is Us.
That show is so cheesy and wholesome, it's total orphan porn.
by Clanktree November 17, 2017
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Corporate Orphan

When someone in a company has all of their internal sponsors fired leaving them with no support from upper management.
Damn, John and Richard both got fired, guess I am a corporate orphan now.
by Gangsta Billy September 5, 2018
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Sugar Orphan

A person who strongly desires to be financially spoiled by a 'Sugar Daddy' or 'Sugar Mama' (usually in exchange for companionship and/or sexual favors), but can't seem to find a suitable partner.
Man, I'm a sugar baby out here with no sugar mama to be found, I'm just a sad, lonely sugar orphan, trying to get by in this world.
by Sakores October 2, 2023
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holiday orphan

A holiday orphan is someone who is forced to spend a holiday alone because they have no immediate family living in the same city or state where they live.
I am a holiday orphan forced to spend this Thanksgiving and Christmas alone because I live in North Carolina all of my family resides back in Wisconsin.
by C Tasch November 24, 2022
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We Are Orphans

A Name for people who like having dead parents and are gay.
Hah! His name is We Are Orphans he must be gay and has no parents!
by ERIC_LX April 3, 2021
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snowballing orphan

Punch your partner in the face so that they get two black eyes. Then jerk off in thier mouth and slap then so the semen comes flying out.
I'm going to jail because I gave a snowballing orphan to Laura Bush.
by Below Me March 28, 2007
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Gay orphan

A orphan that likes the same gender as you
‘’Oh shit a gay orphan he fucking a guy in the butthole’’
by Gaygang69420 November 3, 2019
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