onmitsu

noun, plural onmitsu, countable
1) a ninja who is highly trained in the art of ninjutsu and is employed by his lord or the shogunate government
2) a Japanese secret agent whose job is to control public opinion using the Internet
3) a secret moderator of a BBS in Japan

noun, uncountable
4) stealth

No one notices onmitsu.

by Amamo-chan January 11, 2006

onetwothree

A number sequence where all the numbers increase in value.

I can count to abc

Wow that's onetwothree dollars (:

Onetwothree GO!

by Peter stuyvesant January 3, 2009

Oneing the two

Attempting to remove stuck poop from a toilet with a well aimed high pressure stream of pee.

Are you Oneing the two in there?

Well, it's not like I have choice. You threw out the brush.

It was gross

by Al Benedict October 7, 2010

onetwo

onetwo is when you take a shit in a urinal.

i had to drop a deuce, but all the crappers were taken. i had to drop a onetwo in there. its gonna be hell cleanin that shit up.

by hotcarl85 October 8, 2008

oneitis

the girl who you've had but never will again. no matter how much you try.

it's unhealthy not to get over your oneitis.

by nazar January 10, 2006

Onetripable

An adjective describing the ability of a certain object to be transported to its intended destination in a single go.

Onetripability

Example 1:
Dude 1 to Dude 2: "Yo dude, would you like help me move all of this stuff?"

Dude 2: "I don't know dude, all of that stuff doesn't look onetripable to me"

Example 2:
Dude 1: "Yo Dude, would you like to help me take out all of these bags of trash?"

Dude 2: "Depends on the onetripability, Dude"

by Sean Kajler June 12, 2008

Oneitis

This word means nothing

Oneitis doesn't exist, it's not her it's you, be the change you both deserve :) -him

by Yee19 September 18, 2022