give her the onion

to fuck a girl so hard that she crys

Dude she's been bad. You better give her the onion.

by give her the onion November 10, 2015

state of the onion

Speech from the president telling everyone how his onion is doing

Damn! Bush is doing another state of the onion address again?!

by Can of Worms November 5, 2006

ONION BUTT

an ass so beautiful, it makes you cry.
(ass sliced onions do)
An ass that is so mesmerizing to look at that it gives you an instantaneous chubby.

Check out the onion butt on that slut!

by weave April 2, 2003

Onion Irrelevance Event Horizon

The point at which reality becomes so weird that the comedy website The Onion is no longer funny in comparison.

"Did you see that political ad? It's WAY past The Onion Irrelevance Event Horizon."

by InThane May 11, 2010

shite and onions

Possibly akin to the German expression translated "shit with mustard!" It exaggerates the repugnance of shit by evoking the image of eating it. With mustard, or with onions, either expression is amusing and ... well ... distasteful.

Found in "Ulysses" by James Joyce: "O! Mr Dedalus cried, giving vent to a hopeless groan. Shite and onions! That'll do, Ned. Life is too short."

by Little Ray d'Sunshine January 19, 2016

onion bag

Football term for the goal. More specifically the net hanging off the goalposts. (soccer if you're american)

'The purchase Agogo dealt on his effort was frightening. He spanked it clean into the back of the onion bag. His goal was a proper hum-dinger and no mistake.'

by thee old boozerooney May 5, 2005

Onion Turtle

A first generation starter Pokémon commonly known by "bulbasaur"

Yo check out the cp on my onion turtle

by JerkinGomer August 1, 2016