Time

was invented by clock companies to sell more clocks.

Albert: Time was invented by clock companies to sell more clocks.
Timothy: Wise words from a wise man.

by the fresh king of bel air June 26, 2023

In no time

Really soon

“I’m gonna finish in no time”

by 24/7 July 28, 2018

Time

A measurement of motion and decay.

I usually have plenty of time before my food spoils, with which to eat it.

by Gaemer June 6, 2018

Time

Something that passes hella slow when you are in class

How much time until we go home

by What's up I'm bored June 7, 2016

Time

The thing you waste on the Internet.

The average teenager spends twenty seven hours of time on the internet a week.

by C.D's September 20, 2017

timings

When everything is against you but your mates are luck as fuck

"damn this guy oneshotted me but became absolute trash against mhgamer, he got such timings dude"

by feet_destroyer_3000 August 7, 2022

Time

Something that kills you during Quarantine and lasts Forever.

Bill (on a video meeting) : Hey Jeff, how has your quarantine been?
Jeff (on a video meeting) : Sucks, time is slow as shit.

by hevc boro April 24, 2020