My girlfriend brought chicken wings to pizza night and it really threw me off.
My girlfriend said she was straight the other day and I was thrown off.
I wanted to wear my slides to soccer practice just to throw off the coach.
My girlfriend said she was straight the other day and I was thrown off.
I wanted to wear my slides to soccer practice just to throw off the coach.
by dontyattmedale April 24, 2019

by jessica78678 December 16, 2007

by Reallyreallyrad May 13, 2018

by wigggg November 12, 2017

Gym teacher to injured student -
"Got hit too low with a ball? Walk it off."
"Jammed a finger playing basketball? Walk it off."
"Broken nose playing football? Walk it off." (Happened to me.)
This is the first line of gym teacher medical support. For serious injury, like decapitation, there is "Put ice on it."
"Got hit too low with a ball? Walk it off."
"Jammed a finger playing basketball? Walk it off."
"Broken nose playing football? Walk it off." (Happened to me.)
This is the first line of gym teacher medical support. For serious injury, like decapitation, there is "Put ice on it."
by BigDaddyJohn December 9, 2014

by ginaginagina January 9, 2007

by Cybio November 18, 2003
