October 26

This is the national anal day so fuck any nigga you want

Him: Hey Nigga wanna do some hardcore anal
The homie: fuck yeah
The homie: pulls down pants
Him:inserts cock and starts to drill his ass
Homie: wait it’s not October 26 it’s the 25

Them: of fuck my ass really?

by Jakepaulisgay6909 October 25, 2019

October 26

National pop a titty for a pizza boy day

It’s October 26th time to pop a titty

by Loubigd October 26, 2020

October 26

Beat up Alexander Michael Iacovou day

John:"Isn't it october 26th?"
Pete:"Oh yeah its beat up Alexander Michael Iacovou day"

by GlenGibbs October 26, 2019

26 OCTOBER

A very nice day, to go to any girl and kiss him to see his reaction

Person 1: *kisses a girl 😘*
Person 2 (girl): Why you did this?! Are you crazy?!!
Person 1: Is 26 October!
Person 2 (girl): DAMN IT!

by PandyStyle October 23, 2019

October 26

Ask out a friend close to you day

Person 1: We've been friends for a while and it's October 26, wanna go out?
Person 2: Hell yeah!

by Therealone1864 October 24, 2019

October 26

October 26 is national fuck your crush day, even if your crush doesn’t like you back you send them this and say no back outs.

me: “hey cutie it’s October 26 you know what that means.
crush: “oh no i can’t do back outs, oh well see u tonight!”.

by The CandyMan hehe October 23, 2019

October 26

This day is called: Call your best friend sen day, aka October 26th.

on this day you must refer to your best friend(s) as one of the following: senor, sensei, senpai, or senorita. this is not optional.

Me: Hi senorita!
My best friend: What are you talking about?

Me: It's October 26th, which is call your best friend sen day!

by ElleCake October 23, 2019