Ocular Distortion Factor

When a woman appears to be hot with sunglasses on, but soon as she takes them off, becomes tremendously less hot

Ben spots a beautiful girl walking into a building so he followed inside to talk to her, but when he walked in he immediately left because she had removed her sunglasses and revealed the ocular distortion factor.

by Captian McAwesomeville August 15, 2012

Ocular Vicinity

The area in which you are able to see directly in front of you. Everything your eye is able to see in your current field of vision.

I see something over there in my ocular vicinity.

by SkinZnikS August 27, 2013

Oraladder

When 6 or more people are sucking, or putting their tongue, (in) (on) other people's genitals, while on the floor. Unlike a 69, the woman/man, does not have the same person, if you know what I mean. The people are going up the floor.

Mike, Sandra, Rob, Tori, Jack, and Molly are creating an oraladder, with their mouths.
Jack, "Those people are creating a ladder... with their penis' and vaginas..." Mike, "Hey can I join?"

by whatdafaqer March 6, 2015

OCAL

The non douchy version if YOLO
"One chance at life"

Friend: I dont wanna go.
You: Come on bro, OCAL!!
Friend: Okay okay, ill come.

by Cheebotoboy August 10, 2016

Oala

A feeling you get when you just can't be a koala and everyone hates you.

GUYS IM SO OALA RIGHT NOW

by iamtheoalaqueen July 9, 2017

ocular choking

The act of squeezing eyeballs for erotic gratification.

"I was ocular choking the fuck out of Jenny last night then my fingers came up all red."

"Poor Jenny."

by Yulio's Urethra August 12, 2017

oralausen

Udvikling af Orale, du ved ligesom pokemon

ORALAUSEN

by PERKER FRA TSG January 4, 2018