pre-obsolescent

(adj.) Something recently acquired that, due to inferior construction, breaks before you can use it, making it useless, e.g. cheap bin liners, corporate gift pens, etc.

A: Hey, this pen I was given when attending that workshop is really shiny but it doesn’t write.

B: Yeah, that’s because it’s pre-obsolescent.

by W. T. Figo November 21, 2010

Aesthetically Obsolete

A nice way of saying you are old as fuck and your looks can no longer attract people.

"i would date you Gladys, if you weren't born in the 1950's and you weren't aesthetically obsolete"

by Frankencastle March 27, 2016

dirty orson

when doing anal sex, you replace your dick with a donner kebab

woah did you see joe pulled a dirty orson on shelby

by donny69420 September 30, 2021

skyler olson

He a bitch

You know Skyler olson? “Yeah he a bitch “

by Stinkpoo115 April 29, 2022

elizabeth olson

super amazingly fantastic person and plays roblox all the time. she will never get a husband and will live with 12 cats.

mark - “omg is that elizabeth olson???”
john - “oh… let’s get out of here, she’s crazy!”

by beans89 July 15, 2022

kimberly olson

The sweetest girl you could ever meet. Also goes by Kim or Kimi. Incredibly intelligent, beautiful, creative, and neat; Kimberly Olson never ceases to surprise you. The most drop dead gorgeous girl with the biggest heart you’ll ever meet. Shes fun to no end, knows how to effortlessly make you smile, and the sound of her voice alone is enough to make you melt. She is the first, the last, and only girl like her in the world.

Ive been searching for my dream girl all my life, turns out it was Kimberly Olson.

Oh my god, who is she? Her eyes, her smile, her incredible ass!!

-Oh yeah, no big deal its just Kimberly Olson.

by Ghostboy415 October 12, 2022

Dirty Steven Olson

When you whip a black man to death while his wife is getting a tuba shoved up her ass being played by Levi Boggs

I had a dirty Steven Olson last night

by Sugar ddd November 21, 2022