Objectivism

Definition:
Objectivism (n.) — the philosophy which explicitly recognizes and consistently applies the primacy of existence in every branch of philosophical inquiry.

Etymology:
From "objective" (Latin objectivus, “considered in relation to an object,” from objectum, “that which is thrown before the mind”) + -ism (denoting a system or doctrine). Coined by Ayn Rand (1905–1982) to name her integrated philosophical system based on objective reality.

“Objectivism rejects all forms of mysticism and subjectivism by upholding reason as man’s only means of knowledge, a consequence of its fundamental premise: the primacy of existence.”

by Cynical Corgi November 9, 2025

Laterally Objective Liberalism

The study of proving Elicia wrong in a dramatic way

Hey, did you see how silly Elicia looked when Thatcher said Laterally Objective Liberalism

Yeah, but he proved her wrong

by The_Word_Scaper May 19, 2021

subjectively objective

When you pose a statement as an opinion, but you know it's absolutely a fact

Subject 1: We've been going to Five Guys all month, let's do Wendy's for once.
Subject 2: We can't, because Five Guys is the only correct option, but that's just my subjectively objective opinion.

by AerialSong May 23, 2022

Maglione objective

A statement made using the word “objective” while simultaneously being completely subjective and inaccurate. Most cases include alarmingly cold takes, and shockingly one sided bias with no factual grounds to make the claim.

Objectively speaking, the 9th round is the best round to take a QB” Tyler stated with blind confidence

“Oh no you claimed to be objective, yet you used Maglione objective instead. Not only are you wrong, you’re stuck trying to sell how good Jared Goff is all year because no one wants to trade for that dogshit player”

by Tyler Maglione August 18, 2022

Evidence Objectivity Bias

A variation of objectivity bias where something only counts as evidence if the person making the judgment says it's evidence. "That's not evidence because I say so." The bias replaces objective standards of evidence with personal fiat, making the individual the sole arbiter of what counts as proof. Evidence Objectivity Bias is what allows conspiracy theorists to dismiss mountains of data while accepting a single tweet as proof. It's what allows bad-faith arguers to demand evidence, then reject it, then demand different evidence, then reject that—because the real standard is not evidence but agreement. If you agree with me, your evidence counts; if you don't, it doesn't. The bias is the "because I said so" of epistemology, the final refuge of those who have no arguments left.

Example: "She provided study after study showing vaccine safety. He dismissed each one with Evidence Objectivity Bias: 'That's not real evidence.' When she asked what would count, he said 'I'll know it when I see it.' He never saw it. The bias had made him the sole judge of what counts as proof—and his judgment was that nothing that disagreed with him could ever count. Evidence wasn't the issue; control was."

by Dumu The Void February 20, 2026

Logical Objectivity Bias

A variation of objectivity bias where something only counts as logical if the person making the judgment says it's logical. "That's not logical because I say so." The bias replaces logical standards with personal authority, making the individual the arbiter of reason itself. Logical Objectivity Bias is what allows people to reject valid arguments as "illogical" while accepting obvious fallacies from their own side. It's what makes debate impossible because the standards shift constantly—what's logical is whatever supports my position; what's illogical is whatever challenges it. The bias is the ultimate expression of epistemic narcissism: not just believing you're right, but believing you're the definition of rightness.

Example: "He presented a perfectly valid syllogism. She responded with Logical Objectivity Bias: 'That's not logical.' No explanation, no reasoning—just declaration. When he asked what made it illogical, she said 'It just is.' The bias had made her the sole judge of logic, and her judgment was that anything she disagreed with was automatically unreasonable. Reason wasn't the issue; authority was."

by Dumu The Void February 20, 2026

Imposter Objectivity Bias

The cognitive trap where someone believes they are being perfectly objective precisely because they are aware of their own flaws and limitations. It's the inverse of regular bias: instead of thinking "I'm right because I'm rational," the Imposter Objectivist thinks "I'm right because I know I might be wrong, therefore my constant self-doubt makes me more objective than you." This creates a smug meta-bias where humility becomes a shield against criticism. They wave their acknowledged limitations like a magic wand, as if admitting you could be biased means you automatically aren't.

"I'm not biased, I constantly question my own assumptions!" he said, while refusing to consider a single opposing viewpoint. That's Imposter Objectivity Bias—using the performance of self-doubt to avoid actual self-examination.

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 22, 2026