Papyrus’s (a character from the hit indie game UNDERTALE) favorite food. Commonly confused with spaghetti.
What? Papyrus’s favorite food? It’s that oatmeal with the dinosaur eggs, idiot. … Hey, why am I the only one that knows the answer to this stupid question?
-Flowey on Undertale Q&A
-Flowey on Undertale Q&A
by a dumb donkey August 16, 2021

Wallace- Dude, you took her home last night? She's a no-go with that YI.
Jones- Nah man. I was knuckle bumping the oatmeal all night.
Wallace- You're fucking sick.
Jones- Nah man. I was knuckle bumping the oatmeal all night.
Wallace- You're fucking sick.
by Kiril Ishikawa May 25, 2015

by NomNixx December 4, 2020

A mood swing triggered by the traumatic experience of mistaking oatmeal raisin cookies for chocolate chip.
My mom baked some chocolate chip cookies last weekend, I was so excited until I inspected them closely and realized they were full of mummified grapes! My Oatmeal Raisin Depression was so bad I didn't leave my room for the rest of the day.
by Kancolle Marine Sexpert March 6, 2018

The source of all happyness.
by Themanwithabigsteeek March 30, 2008

When a man is being deepthroated by his drunk partner and the partner throws up on his dick, and then he cums on his partner's face.
I Oatmeal Cream Pied Little Debbie after that party last weekend, she needs to learn how to take a dick better.
Mike was the first to fall asleep, so I shoved my dick down his throat and gave him an Oatmeal Cream Pie.
Mike was the first to fall asleep, so I shoved my dick down his throat and gave him an Oatmeal Cream Pie.
by KDJDJLBHCSMSMG March 28, 2010

It is quite disgusting to wake up with a hangover and hear that you hooked up with someone who threw up 3 seconds before--in other words, you pulled a raisin oatmeal
by certainsurprise July 31, 2008
